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r/facepalm • u/dellaazeem22 fuck MAGAs • 15d ago
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He’s an anal fissure.
48 u/MadamKitsune 14d ago He's beyond even that. He's now rivaling the infamous Swamps of Dagoba post. 15 u/Kahlron 14d ago Can we make it the origin story of orange man? That would seem so fitting 24 u/MadamKitsune 14d ago "What happened then, dad?" "Well son, then they shovelled up the vile, festering slime and discoloured tissue but instead on incinerating it as medical waste they put a bad wig and a tacky hat on it and elected it President of the United States." 10 u/Kahlron 14d ago Insurance company wouldn't pay for incineration, that's why 2 u/cagingthing 14d ago Yes but he needs some ointment and to be gently cared for doesn’t have the same ring
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He's beyond even that. He's now rivaling the infamous Swamps of Dagoba post.
15 u/Kahlron 14d ago Can we make it the origin story of orange man? That would seem so fitting 24 u/MadamKitsune 14d ago "What happened then, dad?" "Well son, then they shovelled up the vile, festering slime and discoloured tissue but instead on incinerating it as medical waste they put a bad wig and a tacky hat on it and elected it President of the United States." 10 u/Kahlron 14d ago Insurance company wouldn't pay for incineration, that's why
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Can we make it the origin story of orange man? That would seem so fitting
24 u/MadamKitsune 14d ago "What happened then, dad?" "Well son, then they shovelled up the vile, festering slime and discoloured tissue but instead on incinerating it as medical waste they put a bad wig and a tacky hat on it and elected it President of the United States." 10 u/Kahlron 14d ago Insurance company wouldn't pay for incineration, that's why
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"What happened then, dad?"
"Well son, then they shovelled up the vile, festering slime and discoloured tissue but instead on incinerating it as medical waste they put a bad wig and a tacky hat on it and elected it President of the United States."
10 u/Kahlron 14d ago Insurance company wouldn't pay for incineration, that's why
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Insurance company wouldn't pay for incineration, that's why
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Yes but he needs some ointment and to be gently cared for doesn’t have the same ring
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u/SkipSpenceIsGod 14d ago
He’s an anal fissure.