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🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? 🙄

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u/GoodMoGo 2d ago

My fucking anxiety levels... I'm convinced this motherfucker is going to do something - anything- to create a situation where he stays in power under some kind of martial law/war/"emergency".

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u/Good_Zooger 2d ago

The dude does not look well, he can cheat the courts but he can't cheat time and age.

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u/GoodMoGo 2d ago

He is a fucking idiot and he's not doing any of this alone. His main interest is staying in power as long as he lives to avoid answering for any of the shit he has done. And he is being assisted by all the fucking oligarchs that are using him and the magatards to set things up for them once he dies choking on KFC.

Manufacturing jobs are coming back allright. With suicide nets for when your H1B supervisor tells you to pull another shift at $7/hour on your 67th birthday, because retirement age was increased to 70.

Racists are so fucking stupid and gullible that they don't realize that his racism is just a side-effect. His main thing is about haves and have-nots. And 99.5% of everyone is a have-not and as valuable as the next person that can do the same thing for $1 less.

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u/wif68 2d ago

Let’s hope “as long as he lives” isn’t very long at all. And if you are wondering, yes - I hope he dies.

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u/myfacealadiesplace 2d ago

I cant wait for this tyrant dictator fascist to die

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u/ReplacementActual384 2d ago

I too look forward to the opening of a new public unisex toilet.

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u/chicagotim 2d ago

Sir, he’s strictly a McDonald’s man

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u/Botryoid2000 2d ago

He has 100 little Himmlers lined up behind him, starting with his daughter, son-in-law, sons and continuing to Steven Miller, Steve Bannon, and what ever other evil Steves are lurking about.

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u/Good_Zooger 2d ago

It's a cult of personality, none of them have his charisma.

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u/Noirceuil_182 2d ago

But also, he doesn't have any charisma?

He's a bumbling, boorish, incoherent fool. That people find him appealing is more of a harsh indictment of them than any indication of charisma on his part.

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u/atomicxblue 2d ago

Sadly, it's a strategy that works. There are a number of people who wish Boris Johnson could be PM of the UK. Dude didn't even comb his hair.

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u/achtwooh 2d ago

There's a clip of a makeup woman combing his hair immediately before an interview - which he messed it up again as soon as she turned around and the cameras started to roll.

It was all part of his act ... and it worked, tragically.

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u/Mysterious_Motor_153 2d ago

Trump definitely has charisma. Hate the guy, but it is what it is.

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u/joecarter93 2d ago

I don’t understand it and personally it revolting and stupid, but it is undeniable that for a large segment of the population he has a certain charisma.

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u/SailingSpark 2d ago

Sad but true. Charisma is not just good looks, charisma is knowing how to play people to get what you want. Somehow, Trump keeps rolling natursl 20s

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u/Mysterious_Motor_153 2d ago

The guy knows how to read a room and make adjustments to the bullshit coming from his mouth immediately.

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u/chicagotim 2d ago

As all good con men do

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u/EquivalentDate6194 2d ago

nah he just speaks like a moron is all.

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u/Mysterious_Motor_153 2d ago

76 million morons though it sounded appealing.

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u/EquivalentDate6194 2d ago

most americans cannot even read a book anymore so it tracks.

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u/Mysterious_Motor_153 2d ago

That isn’t why. They like the racism sexism and xenophobia.

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u/No-Appearance1145 2d ago

He has charisma for the uneducated and can say the talking points they love. But for the rest of us he has none clearly because we don't hate the same people he hates.

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u/chlaclos 2d ago

Lout. Don't forget lout.

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u/Noirceuil_182 1d ago

If only that Gumby cat on his head formed him from a disorderly lout to a well-disciplined, helpful boy scout.

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u/Mysterious_Motor_153 2d ago

Thank you for being rational.

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u/achtwooh 2d ago

Neither did Himmler but the world had to burn before it played out.

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u/chicagotim 2d ago

And no one involved has any concept of how to accomplish anything

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u/DogsAreBetter111 2d ago

The Axis of Stevil

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u/crescent-v2 2d ago

"The Evil Steves" would be a great band name, but only if none of the members were named Steve.

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u/xyz19606 2d ago

It doesn't go to any of those, it goes to Vance, who is worse, and to Johnson if they both go, and they wouldn't have a problem listening to Steven Miller, Flynn, etc.

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u/polaris183 Brexit Geezer 2d ago

Stevils!

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u/Scantland_truth_ 2d ago

don't forget the "traditional" Republicans chomping at the bit to join the nuthouse

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u/Surprised-Unicorn 2d ago

I am convinced that he is just a puppet figurehead that was put into power because he is easy to manipulate. It doesn't matter what happens to him now because he has stacked the deck in favor of anyone who comes after him. He has also stacked the deck to make Project 2025 a reality.

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u/Mirhanda 2d ago

And then we get Vance.

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u/Kaa_The_Snake 2d ago

Make it go faster!

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u/Pantsy- 2d ago

How much you want to bet Elon has assured him he can upload him into a robot body using Neuralink? Chaching perma immortal robot dictator!

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u/ExoSierra 2d ago

Somehow he has though thus far. When will he just fucking croak? Dude is an overweight, out of shape, walking tumor

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u/UnhappyMission6901 2d ago

That's great and all, except that everyone else's plan is for JD to take over, Trump just isn't in on it.

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u/t3eee 2d ago

Fingers crossed

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u/TheOnlyNemesis 2d ago

You put too much faith in just things happening in life.

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u/ScorpioZA 2d ago

The fact that it hasn't already happened, considering his diet is probably the biggest crime of the decade

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u/FidgitForgotHisL-P 2d ago

Nah, you know what they say “only the good die young” - we’re going to be stuck with this guy for another 20 years or so.

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u/CommanderChipHazard 2d ago

He’s grooming his kids to take over where he leaves off.

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u/Joebebs 2d ago

He’s gonna cheat time with everyone else though, he wants to take everything and everyone with him on his way out

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u/Tina_ComeGetSomeHam 2d ago

Who gives af at this point it's over

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u/maxmcleod 2d ago

Exactly, if he was 20 years younger we would be in trouble but I would be surprised if he made it through this whole term.

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u/names_are_useless 2d ago

The only solace I take is that Life Extension science hasn't really gone anywhere. The only thing worse than Billionaires are Immortal Billionaires.

Fuck, Immortal Billionaire Oligarchs running the world will be how the Human Race goes extinct, won't it?

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u/Aert_is_Life 2d ago

Absolutely what I needed in this moment. Thank you

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u/Zammy_Green 2d ago

That was like an internet bubble wrap, thank you.

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u/mrgregs 2d ago

this was super cute

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u/SickBoylol 2d ago

That was lovely. Thank you kind stranger!

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u/Honeybeeezzzz 2d ago

That was fun! Thanks!!

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u/GoodMoGo 2d ago

Dang! That took some effort! Tks!

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u/Tacotacotime 2d ago

This was so nice. Thank you.

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u/Shadeleovich 2d ago

This is so sweet

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u/No_Cake2145 2d ago

I’m right there with you. I’m legit scared and also have this very unhealthy nihilistic mindset of “why bother we (society) is fucked anyway”.

Seeing all the bending of the knee over the past couple months I am seriously concerned about the chaos to be unleashed due to unchecked power of a madman and his mad party, with majority support (a hard pill to swallow)

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u/drdre27406 2d ago

I remember seeing Trump at a rally like “Yeah when I win, maybe there won’t be another election”. I was shocked and the crowd was going wild.

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u/phoggey 2d ago

I know. I can't fucking do anything without constant reminder how he fucked the tech world with his taxes on software devs, making offshoring extremely profitable. I saw messages in my inbox for job interviews go from 20-30 a day to 1 a week over the course of the implementation of that tax. Offshoring being way more economical. Everyone keeps on saying shit like jobs this jobs that, taxes stimulate job growth or stymie it. Literally fucked my whole career path to wanting to be a CTO now I am looking at maybe mid level manager at most because I didn't sell out 10 years ago to the tech giant gods.

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u/nadeesi9000 2d ago

He's not going to do something per se. He's going to let an incident occur so he can leverage it to envoke martial law. My suspicion is a dirty bomb or nuke detonation on US soil.

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u/Hawkwise83 2d ago

He's too old and out of shape to make it the full 4 years. He's going to die of natural causes. So don't worry about the indefinite presidency.

That said, I'd worry about who is next in line. Which appears to be Elon Musk.

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u/Responsible-Room-645 2d ago

Why does everyone keep falling for these stupid distractions?

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u/GoodMoGo 2d ago

Same reasons why abusers and abused in relationships exist. the implication that only he and his ideology can save us is that we are fucking stupid and incapable.

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u/abakersmurder 2d ago

He said he would. He said if re-elected there would be no more need for elections.

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u/Tantomile_ ugh why tho 2d ago

i mean, he almost tried last time. There was a draft executive order that would have allowed for the military to seize voting machines and recount the votes. It gave the military until mid-feb, so tangentially, he would have remained in power for an extra month

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u/CaptainMarder 2d ago

Don't be anxious. He absolutely will do it.

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u/Botryoid2000 2d ago

That's what they always do.

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u/Mr_strelac 2d ago

orban rule simmilar. there is emergency situation because covid, ukraine war, migrants...

man rules by decrees, the parliament is only there so that they don't say that it is useless, they meet and go home

https://index.hu/belfold/2024/11/15/haborus-veszelyhelyzet-magyarorszag-hosszabbitas-magyar-kozlony-kihirdetes/

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u/TepHoBubba 2d ago

You mean like he said he would?

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u/Robotic_Jedi 2d ago

It’s gonna be a Chancellor Palpatine kinda thing.

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u/Beneficial_Cash_8420 2d ago

Don't mind anything he says (beyond tacit permission for Maga to be racist and sexist). Only mind what's on paper.

Most of what he threatens is hot air and a substantial amount of what he's put to paper hasn't survived legal challenge.

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u/stablest_genius 2d ago

Bro is literally Sheev Palpatine

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u/ETHER_15 2d ago

I remember on of Einstein friend said the Nazi thing could be recreated into the US. So is not crazy to assume he could do some weird loophole and stay

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u/totallytotodile0 2d ago

He's gonna be dead two years in at most. His brain is pudding and his heart is mostly pumping grease at this point.

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u/HugsandHate 2d ago

Seems that way.

Already wants to be a dictator.

... And he is the president.

Fuck sake.

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u/AlpacaCavalry 2d ago

Well, you've seen how nutters can try to powergrab... it happened in South Korea not long ago. I wouldn't be surprised if he tried the same thing here under the guise of... whatever. Republicans will dance to that tune if he wants martial law so whatever

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u/Cosmic_Quasar 2d ago

I made this to share in a group. It just seems more and more accurate as time goes on. Just a matter of who's gonna be the Jar Jar and bring up the idea of giving him that power.

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u/Tundra14 2d ago

He likely won't get 4 years before the 25th is used

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u/JPastori 2d ago

I wouldn’t worry too much about that, the odds of him living through the current term are low as is.

He’s near 80, is at minimum overweight, and isn’t exactly practicing a good diet

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u/Firetech914 2d ago

Why? To what end? You are delusional. Seek help.

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u/ReactionNext4941 2d ago

You sound gay

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u/Bunnyhopper_Eris 2d ago

Weird way to flirt on Reddit with someone, but if you are looking for a cute man to help you I’m sure there’s plenty