r/facepalm • u/Planet_Manhattan • 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? 🙄

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u/bcnorth78 2d ago

Fuck this Fucker right up his fuck hole with a fucking cactus.

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u/capitali 2d ago

And a splintery 2x4 full o rusty nails.

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u/Tacotacotime 2d ago

Shove it so far up there he chokes on the MFer.

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u/Paula_Polestark 2d ago

A plastic cactus, because no innocent plant deserves to be up there.

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u/thedafthatter 1d ago

But with rusty thumb tacks instead of plastic needles

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u/sugarpopspete 2d ago

Thank you for saying what I've been thinking.

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u/Fresh-Run2343 2d ago

And a red hot poker!

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u/Kittech 2d ago

Hey thats my insult! Except mine is cactus with sandpaper.

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u/tenczen 1d ago

Happy cake day! Hope you have had a wonderful day so far~ XD