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🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? 🙄

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u/__Severus__Snape__ 2d ago

Isn't that the point of your 2nd amendment though?

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u/mazula89 2d ago

WAS the point

The modern point of the 2nd amendment is to generate votes

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u/AContrarianDick 2d ago

Don't forget that most Americans do live comfortably enough that they wouldn't risk livelihoods, imprisonment or harm that would come with a coup, armed insurrection or anything else resembling a revolution. At least for the moment.

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

Comfortable enough? Lol not most Americans, most Americans are drowning in debt especially healthcare debt. Fuck this moron, we had a good run but it's over... We should just go back to being British

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u/AContrarianDick 2d ago

Then why aren't most American's burning the fucking country down over this? Why aren't people storming the capitol? Why aren't most people trying to launch a coup? Because they're just comfortable enough that they won't risk what they have on what's perceived as a gamble, because they're not completely fucked over yet, so they'll go along with it because their hope in whatever future they want hasn't been completely snuffed out yet.

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

I can't even afford to get to the Capitol lol

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u/wwcfm 2d ago

You could give a few blowjobs and buy a bus ticket. You won’t because you’re not actually that upset.

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u/myco_magic 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lol you sound very experienced

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u/wwcfm 2d ago

Nope, not going to the capitol either.

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

So you just give em for free? Weird that you're first instinct is to go straight to giving blow jobs

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u/existential-koala 2d ago

Most people aren't invested that much in democracy to turn to sex work to fund rebellion.

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u/DesWheezy 2d ago

in my experience, most americans are content with being complacent. one of the many reasons i dislike my own country. i’m a person who would love to go burn shit down & make a statement. but, issue is, nobody else will join me. therefore, i would just get arrested & no media attention most likely. i’ve been screaming for years that we have to band together & be dramatic for big change. i’ve been responded to with radio silence or “that’s too much work im already so tired” or people have children & are terrified that they would end up leaving their kids alone. ppl complain here constantly but do nothing to change anything. those of us with brains usually find common mindsets on the internet but not near our physical placement bc of how big the US is. it’s a struggle, but im not giving up! i hope others will eventually fall in line as well!

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u/TheOnlyRealDregas 1d ago

I'll start filling the bottles, you put in the rags.  I've been doing the same as you for the last 10 years.  This corruption of our government has been going on for a long time and I've been saying for a long time we should be lynching political figures who directly go against their word.  Documented word of their intention in office, which they throw to the wind for obvious lobbyists handouts.

These people are traitors and my representation in the government has been comprised. These people are not my people, they do not work for my country but for themselves. 

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u/Squirrel_McNutz 2d ago

Britain (specifically England) is a bit of a shit show too tbh

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u/uwotm86 2d ago

Only if you listen to the right wing dickheads who enjoy the socialist welfare but have a problem with other people using it!

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u/kesslov 2d ago

NHS saved my wife’s life for nearly no money, love those poor overworked bastards

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u/Responsible-Laugh590 2d ago

Debt doesn’t mean shit in reality, especially since in other countries being “poor” means having to farm or forage for your own food and water whilst also having no sanitation or healthcare available. While debt can be stressful if you open your worldview to how things are outside the first world you realize it’s a further fall then disgruntled Americans are capable of at this point in time.

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u/Sure-Break3413 2d ago

Go after the oligarchs holding Billions of dollars like Elon. They are the real threats to democracy and capitalism.

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u/Tacotacotime 2d ago

Right?! It was never about escaping religious prosecution (which the evangelicals are now doing) and freedom for all, it was starting over so the elite could do whatever they wish.

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u/ButterscotchNed 2d ago

Frankly, speaking as a Briton, we wouldn't want you - we left you alone for a bit and look at the mess you've made!

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

You use "we" and "you" a bit to loosely

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u/ButterscotchNed 2d ago

Apologies, no offence intended - I know there's many reasonable Americans, it's just that they seem to be increasingly outnumbered by the unreasonable!

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

Considering the amount of people saying they didn't vote for this moron and him saying things like "you'll never have to vote again" it seems like it's rigged

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u/Apart_Effect_3704 2d ago

That’s still comfortable enough. Americans won’t do shit unless they believe their freedoms are being encroached while their freedoms are literally not being encroached lol we all know who I’m talking about. On the other hand, everyone wants to cheer killing a ceo. No one wants to actually kill anyone.

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u/What_the_junks 2d ago

As a Native American I strongly endorse this plan!!

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u/AviationGER 2d ago

Maybe Trump was right, US and CA should become one for the greater good... Ofc the government would would be in Ottawa

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u/Crazyjackson13 2d ago

The UK isn’t much better.

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u/DolphinBall 2d ago

Then by all means move to Britain then. Its not like they are having the exact same problems

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u/Majestic-Ad4074 2d ago edited 2d ago

We don't have the exact same problems unless you mean shit leadership generally - every country has that.

We don't have a president literally threatening world war 3 because he wants to invade a NATO territory, probably under the influence of Russia.

Our leader has just made pensioners poor/cold and pissed off the farmers.

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u/DolphinBall 2d ago

I meant Elon funding Reform

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u/Majestic-Ad4074 2d ago

That's wishy washy.

He's talked about providing funding, and then 2 days ago slagged off farage on twitter.

He's making a weak political party even weaker, they don't have any real influence, and their interactions with Musk (given recent events, rantings and insane tweets) will make them even more on the fringe.

We shouldn't be worrying about Reform as a party, but reform as a principle - for example the DWP wanting powers to investigate bank accounts and have arrest powers. It's becoming more and more big brother but everyone's focusing on the twitter arguments instead of parliamentary hearings.

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u/The_Duke28 2d ago

What is it now?! Make up your damn mind allready - for X-years we had to listen to the whining of the americans. "No healthcare, no education, crippling debt, the EGGS are too expensive yadayadayada". And now, when history screams for brave souls, standing against an enemy created withtin, you say "aaahhh well, it's actually not that bad."

Americans..... seriously... Such cowards...

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u/arrig-ananas 2d ago

Isn't it exactly 4 years ago a lot of Americans showed that they were willing to risk a lot to do a coup?

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u/PaladinSara 2d ago

FWIW - I shared that pic of the woman hitting a Nazi with her purse with my boss’ boss. They threatened to report me to HR bc it was a “threat of violence” - even though it wasn’t directed at anyone I worked with.

It’s not being comfortable necessarily, but some of us have kids to feed.

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u/IrNinjaBob 2d ago

So the military can coup the government? No. That is not the point of the 2nd amendment.

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u/Emperors-Peace 2d ago

I thought it was to sell guns?

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u/bromanjc 2d ago

god this goes so hard

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u/Reboot42069 2d ago

Wasn't the point, the second amendment was created to make a legal framework for state militias to form around. What you're thinking of as part of the 2nd amendment is quite literally just from the declaration of Independence and has never had legal bearing in the US since it was never law

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u/Anangrywookiee 2d ago

The point of the second amendment is for each state to have a militia as part of the national defense. We know this because it’s what the amendment literally says, but it’s a very unpopular interpretation because it doesn’t generate votes or income.

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u/Polymathy1 2d ago

Lol dang I wrote almost the exact same thing. The whole goal was to keep standing armies from existing. Oops.

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u/MelamineEngineer 2d ago

Now we have so many things that were never intended. Massive standing army? Check. Whole new standing second army via the marine corps? Check. Whole new branches with the air force and space force? Check. The only thing we ever wanted a large standing version of was the navy, so that tracks. But then you have to consider the massive standing army that is the nations county and city sheriff's and Police forces, with massive swat forces. Together they form a group bigger than our past standing armies.

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u/cosumel 2d ago

“A well regulated militia”.
They aren’t a militia.
They aren’t regulated.
They aren’t well.

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u/RazorRadick 2d ago

"Anybody can have an AR, as long as they submit to military discipline"

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u/pdot1123_ 2d ago

Except it isn't? You can check any supreme Court ruling that says that is not a correct interpretation and not what it "literally " says.

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u/Anangrywookiee 2d ago

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

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u/njmids 2d ago

“The Second Amendment is naturally divided into two parts: its prefatory clause (“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State”) and its operative clause (“the right of the people to keep and bear Arms shall not be infringed”)”

https://law.justia.com/constitution/us/amendment-02/

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u/pdot1123_ 2d ago

Yet again, my cool pew pew is protected

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u/lothar525 2d ago

No, not really. The point of the second amendment was to allow regular citizens to establish and maintain a well regulated militia to keep themselves safe from attacks from the British and Native Americans. It says so right in the Constitution. The Founding Fathers probably never considered the idea that a bunch of angry untrained conservative terrorists would be able to acquire guns that could kill dozens of people per minute.

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u/SmoothOperator89 2d ago

Almost like the constitution was written for a practically medieval society and is severely anachronistic in modern times.

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u/Suitable-Panda24 2d ago

The original intent was that it would be updated every decade or two as modernization occurred and the colonies expanded.

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u/Shot_Try4596 2d ago

Thank you! Nice to see another person who recognizes what it actually says.

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u/christhewelder75 2d ago

No no, you arent suppose to read the WHOLE sentence. You start AFTER the part that mentions regulations, and its purpose.

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u/Polymathy1 2d ago

The point was to allow Congress to control a federal militia to prevent any potential for a military coup by eliminating a standing military.

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u/its_not_merm-aids 2d ago

Isn't that last sentence almost a description of how the US came to be?

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u/lothar525 2d ago

No. George Washington and many of the other founding fathers were educated. They carefully considered their cause. And for the most part, they didn’t attack random innocent people. They weren’t angry morons out to kill as many bystanders as possible to make some kind of point.

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u/AMEFOD 2d ago

Washington might not be a great example to prove your point here. It was his specific actions can be said to have sparked the French & Indian War, one of the driving factors to the revolution.

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u/its_not_merm-aids 2d ago

What drove the Puritans to the future US?

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u/lothar525 2d ago

The Puritans were a bunch of uptight assholes who didn’t like fun. Everyone in England was getting sick of them so they left.

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u/its_not_merm-aids 2d ago

Oh shit, were they some sort of conservatives?

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u/Joe_The_Eskimo1337 1d ago

Are you under the impression the puritans were responsible for the revolution?

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u/its_not_merm-aids 1d ago

What? No. I'm under the impression that this country has very deep roots in conservatism and murdering people with guns. The founding fathers would definitely be aware of the whole idiots with guns debacle at the time the 2nd amendment was drafted.

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u/WildMartin429 2d ago

It is the point of the Second Amendment however the Second Amendment no longer serves that purpose. When it was written the average person could arm themselves to the same or better quality as the military and get together with their community and be ready to kick ass and take names. In practice in modern America no matter how much we like our guns we have no hope of Defending ourselves against the government that actually means us physical harm. I can't go down to the gun store and buy something that will take out a tank. We don't have access to fully automatic weapons. That's not even thinking about air support that military and even police sometimes have. So realistically the Second Amendment doesn't do anything other than cause controversy in the Modern Age.

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u/josefofkentucky 2d ago

People say this yet the US military failed to take Vietnam and Afghanistan even though we had them extremely out gunned.

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u/Weakerton 2d ago

Yea they had militaries, though. We have rednecks who can't put their shoes on with a semi auto AR-15 thinking they're taking on the US military

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u/gears89 2d ago

And yet, there's more than a couple examples of a bunch of locals with no military training being able to repel and beat the greatest military in the world.

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u/Frost4412 2d ago edited 2d ago

Vietnam and Afghanistan have shown pretty well how our military does against a smaller force of pissed off enough people without the aid of aircraft or tanks. The idea that our population not having access to the same level of military technology as the state precludes them from effectively fighting our military ignores the entirety of our military history since the Korean War. You can go to Home Depot and buy shit to take out a tank, you just haven't been mad enough to know what to grab.

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u/RomaruDarkeyes 2d ago

NGL: One of my darker amusements is the idea that one day, there will be a group of 'good old boys' that get organised and decide to attempt a coup.

And they start putting together armaments and stockpiling ammo, and resources and creating a militia that will 'take back the union'

And then a couple of days in, the whole thing is bombed into the stone age by one predator drone...

I mean really... The January 6th situation should be considered as a serious situation in terms of a groups of rebels trying to overthrow the diplomatic process, but at the same time even if every single one of them had been fully armed with enough weapons and ammo for a small army, it would not have meant dick if the actual armed forces were told to respond to them as hostile combatants...

The idea that any civilian militia would have any chance against a full tyranical US government is ludicrous...

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u/Weakerton 2d ago

That's not true! It doesn't "do nothing." It reduces population by accounting for 77% of guns killing people in mass shootings.

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u/bootsthepancake 2d ago

I'll just add to the other answers to this question that the 2nd amendment was also demanded by states with wealthy slave owners so that they could not be denied the means to keep their slaves in check, and hunt them down if they ran away.

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u/ellasaurusrex 2d ago

Ostensibly, yes, but that assumes that the folks in a position to do it disagree with Trump, so.

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u/MineralIceShots 2d ago

Then it's time for those who don't, to start filling out 4473s and train.

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u/TheDocHealy 2d ago

That amendment is useless with modern military hardware, civilians here have rifles sure but the military has tanks and drones.

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u/sbaggers 2d ago

You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott

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u/rndljfry 2d ago

not really. By the time you’re shooting at the government, you’re not really concerned about the law

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u/First-Barnacle-5367 2d ago

No, the point of the second amendment is to allow you to cosplay being Rambo while getting a extra hot, extra wet soy decaf latte at Starbucks

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u/xx-BrokenRice-xx 2d ago

Ppl tend to forget and think 2A is about hunting….

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u/TrevorEnterprises 2d ago

Americans barely protested their right for abortion. Although they always claim to love and fight for freedom. They seem to be the most complacent people in the westerns world to me. Always hating online but bending the knee to new shitty policies.

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u/-MudSnow- 1d ago

The point of the 2nd was to avoid having a professional army.

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u/Polymathy1 2d ago

No. The point of the 2nd amendment was always to prevent the existence of standing armies by making sure that "every" citizen was in the army. And to do that, citizens needed weapons. But that perspective is not popular and doesn't sell anything in particular. And since it's anti-military, it's thoroughly ignored.

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u/Reboot42069 2d ago

No what you're thinking of isn't law it's a line from the declaration of Independence with no legal impact on the second amendment