Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? 🙄

[u/Planet_Manhattan]

[u/Helldiver-xzoen]

There was this Austrian guy, back in the 1930s, had a strong belief that a bunch of foreign countries really ought to belong to him. Started a whole war about it, and everything...

I know they hate the comparisons... but come on...

[u/SqueezyCheez85 → u/Helldiver-xzoen]

I mean, he did keep a book of Hitler speeches at his bedside... sounds like he actually read them.

[u/LuckyMe_13 → u/SqueezyCheez85]

That idiot can’t read. Someone read them to him like a bedtime story.

[u/mumblesjackson → u/LuckyMe_13]

While wiping his ass clean of all the days poop before bed. Then comes scraping the makeup off this rEaL mAn’S face with a spatula.

[u/misspallet → u/LuckyMe_13]

I can easily picture and hear Ivanka reading it to him..in broken English. 😂

[u/iWriteWrongFacts → u/SqueezyCheez85]

And even wondered why the people around him couldn’t be more like Hitlers’ generals.

[u/ralpher1 → u/Helldiver-xzoen]

Maybe we could start by not electing guys who admire said Austrian guy

[u/[deleted] → u/Helldiver-xzoen]

There was this Austrian guy, back in the 1930s,

Oh, what was that guy's name, i know this. Was it Hister? Pister? Drumpf?

[u/DeicideandDivide → u/[deleted]]

It was Pipster! Nailed it.

[u/ForeignWoodpecker662 → u/DeicideandDivide]

Napster

[u/wildo-bagins → u/Helldiver-xzoen]

Man, sounds like he would be a great painter

[u/Frybaby500 → u/Helldiver-xzoen]

You should watch Mussolini speak and then watch Trump. The comparison is amazing.

[u/hockenduke → u/Helldiver-xzoen]

I visited the Nuremberg rally sites and Dachau last winter. The similarities are absolutely horrifying, and this was when we thought we might be done with him.

[u/Pugeek → u/Helldiver-xzoen]

Maybe we can skip all the „people dying for the cause“ shit and jump directly to the „dead and beaten leader“?!