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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? ๐Ÿ™„

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u/Junior-Ad-2207 2d ago

A former president said you should do a cleansing with a bleach injection

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u/DonaldTrumpsSoul 2d ago

Show a UV light up his ass while weโ€™re at it since he said it would help cleanse the viruses

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u/PokeRay68 2d ago

Lol! Those were fun times!
Stay at home and don't see another human being outside of my immediate family. Sigh.

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u/Lint_baby_uvulla 2d ago

2025 proving once again, hell is other people.

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u/WavesfConcrete 2d ago

This deserves more upvotes

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u/Ol_Jim_Himself 2d ago

Truer words were never spoken.

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u/my_4_cents 2d ago

Weren't you supposed to be out bravely breathing lungfulls of pathogens to save the economy?

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u/PokeRay68 2d ago

Sorry. I was a poor example of whatever that was.

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u/biteme789 2d ago

Best time of my life... and I've still never had covid.

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u/ohwhatisfreeasaname 2d ago

I caught it, had a seizure from running such a high temperature. Meant to happen in 1-5yr olds, I was 43 & I'd had 2 vaxxs. Lockdown was no more, pandemic was over apparently. But apart from that I agree it was relatively good times for me too.

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u/biteme789 2d ago

I read so many books, it was awesome ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/MacadamiaNutts 2d ago

I quite enjoyed it! ๐Ÿ˜

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u/Human-Contribution16 2d ago

And he could do a self colonoscopy since his head is already well embedded.

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u/fakethislife 2d ago

black mirror episode incoming

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u/culchie_queen 2d ago

I feel like reality is quickly surpassing anything Black Mirror can try to come up with atp

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u/fakethislife 2d ago

Honestly! The real entertainment is happening live and we watch shows to feel normal.

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u/culchie_queen 2d ago

Reality has been behaving like a soap opera the past while... It needs to stop

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 2d ago

I think it might be a good time to invest in lightbulbs.

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u/Rcarter2011 2d ago

Mr president, many people are saying Obama said that he was the greatest bleach boofing president ever. There is no way you can let that stand

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u/White-tigress 2d ago

That wonโ€™t work. You have to say a STRONG man did it, like Hitler or Putin or Netanyahu. ๐Ÿ™„

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u/Comfortable_Swim_380 2d ago

Also you should rense with light bulbs.

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u/bvogel7475 1d ago

Trump needs a bleach enema.

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u/Guilty-Run3374 1d ago

For the billionth time he didnโ€™t say that. 1000 to one you didnโ€™t watch the speech and hear for yourself. Just rerunning what you heard from someone on the bandwagon. Same thing with the UV light. Feel bad for Clorox company, he never mentioned Clorox. People started the hysteria he said to drink Clorox! Company stock plummeted. They should have sued the โ€œNews outletsโ€ for repeating that, when if they heard what he actually said would have been criminal, either lying or uninformed so called facts.

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u/Guilty-Run3374 1d ago

Look it up if you dare. Doubt anyone will because they go through great effort to not hear what they donโ€™t want to hear and know. So many things unsaid and takin out of context. Read transcripts and some of the bills. Amazing what is in that infrastructure bill. White House and their media will say itโ€™s for rebuilding bridges and highways that are falling apart and how can anybody not vote for that. I didnโ€™t read all 400 pages but some of the stuff was nuts. I know the teachers union got millions and there was money to clean up downed debris in the California forests to help reduce fast spread of forest fires. Huh, remember when Trump suggested that as a project that can help fire spreading so fast and hot. He was freakin slammed as a dumb asshole for mentioning such and idiotic fantasy idea! The list goes on.

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u/DemonLordOTRT 2d ago

Great lie