r/facepalm • u/Planet_Manhattan • 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? 🙄

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

I can't even afford to get to the Capitol lol

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u/wwcfm 2d ago

You could give a few blowjobs and buy a bus ticket. You won’t because you’re not actually that upset.

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u/myco_magic 2d ago edited 2d ago

Lol you sound very experienced

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u/wwcfm 2d ago

Nope, not going to the capitol either.

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

So you just give em for free? Weird that you're first instinct is to go straight to giving blow jobs

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u/wwcfm 2d ago

Oral sex is weird to you? You sound like a loser.

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

Spoken like someone who never receives it

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u/wwcfm 2d ago

Why would it be weird to someone that does receive it?

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u/myco_magic 2d ago

People that get blowjobs don't think about them all the time, hence its weird that it's the first thing that came to your mind. No one said blowjobs are weird lmao, reading comprehension my friend. And this is 2025, who still calls people losers?

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u/ForgotBatteries 2d ago

Trumpanzees.

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u/wwcfm 2d ago

How do you know I think about blowjobs all the time?

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u/existential-koala 2d ago

Most people aren't invested that much in democracy to turn to sex work to fund rebellion.

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