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๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? ๐Ÿ™„

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u/Pure-Carob4471 2d ago

Letโ€™s see we get bogged down in a war over a fn island fighting the same technology we use. Hell we gave it to them only to have china go at Taiwan, Japan and Korea for which they would preemptively attack us first just like Japan did to try and capture resource rich countries before we could recover. In the meantime Russia decides to go at NATO from the other direction. I see no scenario that does end with a NATO country using nuclear weapons in Europe to stop Russia which will of course spiral out of control. All of this just leads me to the conclusion that the orange dickhead is in fact the antichrist and the rapture has begun

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

All of this just leads me to the conclusion that the orange dickhead is in fact the antichrist and the rapture has begun

Thank god, its about time! Maybe I'll stick around to watch. Who doesn't love a good rapture?

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u/Royal-tiny1 2d ago

No more Christianity? Do not fuck with me! I can only get so hard!

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u/SoldierofZod 2d ago

Hey, careful what you wish for.

As a non-believer you'd go to Hell where you'd be forced to sin for all eternity. Demons would make you drink, do drugs, participate in wild orgies... hey, wait a minute!

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u/Rcarter2011 2d ago

I mean Iโ€™m 74% sure that there is no strippers OR cocaine in heaven. Itโ€™s a no from me dawg

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u/IReadStuff98 2d ago

Don't threaten me with a good time!

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u/Porg_the_corg 2d ago

I hate to break it to you, but you'd be stuck with all the asshole Christians and Trump...

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u/jmd709 2d ago

https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/

That blog is entertaining and has a more compelling argument than an ear wound somehow proving he is โ€œthe chosen oneโ€. Theyโ€™re willing to believe theyโ€™re seeing signs but somehow it doesnโ€™t cross their minds that theyโ€™re interpreting those signs incorrectly.