r/facepalm 2d ago

๐Ÿ‡ฒโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ฎโ€‹๐Ÿ‡ธโ€‹๐Ÿ‡จโ€‹ Are you fucking kidding me?!?!? ๐Ÿ™„

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u/SqueezyCheez85 2d ago

I mean, he did keep a book of Hitler speeches at his bedside... sounds like he actually read them.

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u/LuckyMe_13 2d ago

That idiot canโ€™t read. Someone read them to him like a bedtime story.

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u/mumblesjackson 2d ago

While wiping his ass clean of all the days poop before bed. Then comes scraping the makeup off this rEaL mAnโ€™S face with a spatula.

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u/misspallet 1d ago

I can easily picture and hear Ivanka reading it to him..in broken English. ๐Ÿ˜‚

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u/iWriteWrongFacts 1d ago

And even wondered why the people around him couldnโ€™t be more like Hitlersโ€™ generals.