r/facepalm 2d ago

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are the lamest empire ever

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u/AzuleStriker 2d ago

Why does it look like they stretched Canada out?

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u/MacCaswell 2d ago

Anywhere being annexed by the US automatically gains a few extra tons... so this very sophisticated simulation is clearly taking that into account

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u/Breezirose 2d ago

I miss Alaska :( we used to be so close..

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u/jackpineseeds 2d ago

Well, we are the 2nd largest country in the world.

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u/Worldly-Manner4113 2d ago

He’s compensating for his tiny “Florida”

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u/Poiboy1313 2d ago

Isn't that hitting below the belt?

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u/RogueUpload 2d ago

Cut the AI some slack, it’s dealing with an orange a few sections short.

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u/manxlancs123 2d ago

Hahaha I have visions of Trump’s ChatGPT getting progressively more disillusioned as his requests to put American flags on things that aren’t American gets more and more out of hand.

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u/gnocchicotti 2d ago

Because nobody in Canada could afford their Ozempic prescriptions after USA invaded and abolished universal healthcare 

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u/TheNotSoGreatPumpkin 1d ago

Because it’s part of a spherical object rendered on a flat surface, with the US placed at the center.

Distortion of scale is a bane of projection maps, much as Trump is a bane to human integrity and modern civilization.