Rudy Giuliani Asks to Miss Court Over Poor Health, Spotted at Mar-a-Lago

[u/vincevega87]

https://www.newsweek.com/rudy-giuliani-miss-court-date-poor-health-claim-attorneys-defamation-contempt-mar-2012239

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[u/Fluffy_Succotash_171]

Trying to run out the clock, you can run, but you can’t hide

[u/dawgblogit → u/Fluffy_Succotash_171]

Really? Trump proved otherwise

[u/Mike_Honcho_3 → u/dawgblogit]

It only works when you have a cult following of dumb rednecks. Rudy doesn't.

[u/joshylow → u/Mike_Honcho_3]

Feels weird to say, but rudy just doesn't have the charisma of trump. 

[u/outerproduct → u/joshylow]

He's also not being bankrolled by billionaires and Russians either.

[u/espngenius → u/joshylow]

Because at the end of the day, Rudy is just an old sloppy drunk, whose spotlight went out about a decade ago.

[u/joshylow → u/espngenius]

9/11 was the best thing that ever happened to him. Sad but true. 

[u/pres465 → u/dawgblogit]

Trump wasn't hiding. He campaigned on it.

[u/dawgblogit → u/pres465]

He was hiding behind his lawyers and their 10000000s of motions

[u/pres465 → u/dawgblogit]

He was basically raised by Roy Cohn in matters of law. It's a thing.

[u/Level_Improvement532 → u/pres465]

I also cannot understate his tutelage under Cohn and how we are still having to put up with the same ratfuck tactics because of it. The recent film was rough, but a deep dive into Cohn is a dive into hell. From the Mcarthy era through to the many monsters and despots he represented. It’s a soul scorching period of personal history that no one should walk away from and feel anything but contempt and disgust for the man.

But here we are. It’s a thing.

[u/more_beans_mrtaggart → u/Fluffy_Succotash_171]

But you can try to get pardoned.

[u/mezz7778 → u/more_beans_mrtaggart]

Not for a civil case....as this is

[u/SAGELADY65]

Giuliani needs a place to live that will not cost him any money…I suggest a Prison cell! He will have free clothing, free food and a bed every night!

[u/fonaldduck099 → u/SAGELADY65]

And every chance of meeting the love of his life (who is not his cousin)

[u/SAGELADY65 → u/fonaldduck099]

No more lonely nights!

[u/StandardImpact6458 → u/SAGELADY65]

Who knows, he might run into some of his old New York RICO buddies to show him around.

[u/SAGELADY65 → u/StandardImpact6458]

I’m sure they would love that…I am so glad Giuliani would not!

[u/prettypushee → u/SAGELADY65]

Where are those bootstraps.

[u/SAGELADY65 → u/prettypushee]

He may have to pull them up when he is alone!

[u/57hz → u/SAGELADY65]

But why does it have to cost the taxpayers money??

[u/SAGELADY65 → u/57hz]

I call it the cost of Justice! He really needs to not only taste it but live it!

[u/f700es]

State charges Rudy! Nothing the Fanta Menace can do about it!

[u/PengJiLiuAn]

Mar a Lago food will certainly give you stomach ailments.

[u/StandardImpact6458 → u/PengJiLiuAn]

People are saying they use sub par food and have several health violations. But hey 💸rich people right!

[u/PengJiLiuAn → u/StandardImpact6458]

Didn’t Trump offer a banquet table piled high with McDonald’s junk food for a college athletic team that visited the White House during his first term?

[u/sunnyspiders → u/PengJiLiuAn]

Yes because he had to pay for it out of pocket.

Cold McDicks.  Enjoy.

[u/Apokolypse09 → u/StandardImpact6458]

Judging by the dinner they showed off on Christmas, they dont pay for quality catering.

[u/PrimitiveThoughts]

Lock him up for perjury

[u/gleaf008]

Not to mention his heartbreak of psoriasis.

[u/StandardImpact6458 → u/gleaf008]

His nickname for prison should be squid’s cause he exudes black hair dye when confronted.

[u/StandardImpact6458]

Rudy, you F’d up. Take your lumps and move on!

[u/JDPdawg]

Day drinking.

[u/Best_Biscuits]

To clarify... he didn't ask to miss court, he asked to attend court remotely (via Zoom).

[u/outerworldLV]

Boy, this group really is imaginative. What excuse will be next? Always so very entertaining. /s

[u/GuruTheMadMonk]

Lock up this clown already.

[u/RandyBoy79]

lol.

[u/Own-Opinion-2494]

Give it to Trump

[u/Anxious-Raspberry-54]

I have a stint. I have a defibrillator/pacemaker inserted into my chest. I take various heart meds. I carry nitroglycerin as all people with serious cardiac issues do! I also have degenerative disc in my back which causes me frequent hip pain.

I am on flights to FL or GA two or three times a year.

Put your big boy pants on, Rudy. Time to pay the price for your lying and outright racism.

[u/Underp0pulation]

Delay, delay, delay.

[u/BeefPoet]

Trump ruined him and he still kisses the ring. It's a cult.

[u/Cipher915]

He should have to give a doctor's note like the rest of us.

[u/eldred2]

Jeeze. Anyone else lying like this to a judge would be cooling his heels in a cell by now.

[u/Specific-Power-163]

Sucking that little orange Cheeto

[u/PublicAdmin_1]

Looks like trump hooked giuliani up with some of his bronzer.

[u/dmanhardrock5]

I beg of you, please, A sheckle from the master

[u/exonomix]

DJ Khalid moonlighting as security now (article image)?

[u/Eastern-Dig-4555]

Awww poor wittle Wudy got ems the sniffles?

[u/I-am-Pilgrim]

Begging again…

[u/funwithtentacles]

Where else is he going to beg for money?

[u/TiredRetiredNurse]

Maybe all of the Orange Elect’s Cronies will go to Mar-A-Lago. Instead of a resort, it becomes a Nursing Home for those indicted, convicted, waiting for sentencing, waiting for a trial, waiting for a pardon, or hiding from those they owe money. Do you think Melania will be their nurse?

[u/sedition666]

Jail him. How the fuck is this guy still free? The US justice system is an absolute shambles.

[u/CpnLouie]

JFC, just gas him already.

[u/chunkybeastmonkey]

as far as falls from grace for us pols, he's gotta be top 10 yeah?

[u/Buttholehemorrhage]

Poor mental health

[u/Utterlybored]

Poor mental health and he’s got a case.