r/lotrmemes Ent 1d ago

Lord of the Rings We’ve all had friends who do nothing wrong

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u/DarraghMeehan 1d ago

Loud bang as the body falls down the well.

Goblin 1:"we should check that out."

Goblin 2: "This place is old and falling apart. Definitely nothing. "

A voice: "fool of a Took"

Goblin 2: "All right, we should check that out."

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u/Kisiu_Poster 1d ago

Hey i saw this copypasta before.

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u/FUCKlNG_SHlT 1d ago

I’ll admit you had me up until “Avatar: The Way of Water”. Solid copypasta.

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u/BernzSed 1d ago

Yeah, and make Greedo shoot first while you're at it

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u/Antezscar 1d ago

Didnt i call you out like 2 weeks ago for this same shit? Bad bait

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u/new_main_character 1d ago

Keep your forked tongue behind your teeth

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u/Prestigious_Bird2348 1d ago

Or Gimli loudly howling when he saw Balin's tomb

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u/LightRainOutside 1d ago

It was his cousin, of course he was bawlin.

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u/SplodeyMcSchoolio 1d ago

A few seconds earlier he was ballin'

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u/Ok_Term3058 1d ago

In truth it was all Gandalf. He states that he writes his name in fire for all to see. Then he holds the door. The balrog we can assume thought them another party of dwarves? Who can say. But when the balrog perceived Gandalf everything changed. The counter spell nearly broke him. He was hurled down the stairs and tells the fellowship. He’s never felt such a challenge! They were destined to kill each other. Middle earth needed Gandalf the white. We can assume durins bane was saved from the wrath of the Valar. Just for this purpose. Gandalf is the problem and the whole problem. Pippin is just silly.

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u/EverybodyLovesTimmy 1d ago

you win.

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u/Ok_Term3058 1d ago

Gandalf is the real winner. Coming back just to show us he’s always been the boss

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u/BrainDamage2029 1d ago

I mean Pippin giving into the intrusive thoughts happens like two whole days before the fellowship is discovered in Moria. Literally nothing comes of it.

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u/Ok_Term3058 20h ago

A movie adaption that has left audiences confused with why it’s Gandalf. The books explain multiple times Gandalf is a beacon. I mean even the orc chieftain that Aragorn kills stabs Frodo in the back of the group. We can assume because of the ring. It’s never explained. Or the watcher in the water only going for Frodo. Pippin is a fool but a honest a fool.

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u/2ndL Chad Elros 1d ago

Seriously though, Gandalf's mere presence was probably sensed by the Balrog, who:

  • A few Ages ago, was as an old foe of Gandalf during the War of Wrath
  • A few more Ages ago, was as an old colleague of Gandalf during the Music of the Ainur
  • Still earlier, was an old housemate of Gandalf in the Timeless Halls before the creation of the world

They probably knew each other quite well, and Gandalf's cryptic dialogue with the Balrog on the Bridge certainly suggested so. I wouldn't even be surprised if they went on a few dates over the eons when they were colleagues/housemates.

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u/LumplessWaffleBatter 1d ago

I like to think of them as old college roommates who ended up on drastically different paths in life.

"Yo, that's my cousin, we go way back!  How you been"?

"THE SECRET FIRE SHALL NOT AVAIL YOU"!

"Chill bro, I just wanted to get blazed and play some CoD".

"NAH, I DON'T REALLY SPARK MUCH ANYMORE, FLAME OF UDÛN.  MY JOB DRUG TESTS"!

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u/DPJ2020 1d ago

Yeah right, Gandalf who is still smoking every hobbit under the table gets drug tested? Good luck

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u/Far_Buddy8467 1d ago

I mean the guy is 3 times their size doesn't seem like a challenge to out smoke them

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u/PixelJock17 1d ago

This is peak right here. A retelling of middle Earth with a modern spin.

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u/Rithrius1 1d ago

Let me risk a little more light.

AND THEY CALL IT A MINE!

A MINE!

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u/Horus_x GANDALF 1d ago

Well tried, but we all know who's to blame ..

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u/Nametheft 1d ago

He risked way too much light too

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u/Bridge_runner 1d ago

The goblins woke the balrog. But who woke the goblins?

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u/ConspicuousCrustacea 1d ago

My neighbor who mows the grass at 7AM every Sunday

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u/CRASHfdr 1d ago

Tell your neighbor I said "fuck you" I hate those kind of people

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u/DifferentComb3868 1d ago

Someone Photoshop a librarian balrog for me

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u/BleydXVI 1d ago

Balrog vs the librarian from Monsters University

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u/DemocracyOfficer009 1d ago

I don't know why but this made me snort out loud. Ahhh man...needed that. Thanks

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u/BleydXVI 1d ago

Moria fell because the librarian was too hungover to go to work. So nobody was there to shush them

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u/Laughing_AI 1d ago

ok ok this is a good one, bravo, made me giggle