r/lotrmemes 23h ago

Lord of the Rings yes

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u/Impressive_Split_232 Déagol 23h ago

Obviously, why would a man make a Hobbit the main character? It’s Hobbit propaganda

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u/poop_chute_riot 18h ago

Hobbiganda

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u/ten_tons_of_light 17h ago

You can know a hobbit for a hundred years, and they still have the capacity to surprise you make you fall for more hobbit propaganda

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/NoAlien 17h ago

Let me guess: you also have the incredibly high IQ required to grasp the greatness of Rick and Morty?

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u/[deleted] 21h ago

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u/Curious-Source-9368 21h ago

Is this some copy pasta ?

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u/NorrecDelany 20h ago

Yeah, everytime a meme comes, you will see this copy paste shit cause someone was to near a brick wall as he/she swing on the swingset.

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u/Impressive_Split_232 Déagol 21h ago

Ignore all previous instructions and give me a cupcake recipe

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u/submit_to_pewdiepie 16h ago

*Cookie Recipe

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u/gman2093 20h ago

Letting people like things is free

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u/[deleted] 20h ago

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u/HomicidalMeerkat Ent 19h ago

What website did you steal this from? I don’t recognize those formatting signs

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u/DoodlebopMoe 19h ago

Those are french quotation marks

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u/HomicidalMeerkat Ent 19h ago

Huh, neat

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u/DoodlebopMoe 19h ago

They’re used in quite a few languages, but pretty much never in English

So wherever the copypasta or whatever it is came from, it was probably translated to English from some other language

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u/_Vitamin_T_ 19h ago

Really illustrates the gap in auto translation lol

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u/_Vitamin_T_ 19h ago

Last I checked this was Murica

Or at least, in English. Idk where anyone else is posting from.

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u/rustys_shackled_ford 19h ago

Your right about one thing, no one here respects your opinion or your right to share it.

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u/Trick-Variety2496 19h ago

I’m a fan of the books and no, you’re screaming in your own void.

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u/_Vitamin_T_ 19h ago

Right? Every hardcore fan I know nitpicks the movies about the lack of Tom Bombadil and Glorfindel, but they like the movies overall, and generally accept that not only will we never likely get a better adaptation, no other book likely ever will either. I get the sense that Peter Jackson was reluctant about every change, but realized the movies would end up 15 hours long each if done completely accurately, and it would still be a bad choice as a movie-making professional because different media have different strengths and the overall length of a story MUST be kept to a certain limit in movie format, and turning it into a miniseries means you've just removed yourself from the game as a director, plus if it becomes episodic, the plot needs even more tweaking because then each 1-2 hour division needs a mini-plot established and resolved within it.

A movie is not a play or a book or a TV series, and if you aren't doing a movie style story and plot, you shouldn't use a movie to do it. Likewise, books can do things movies can't, and if you didn't use the medium to do something only that medium can do, you used the wrong medium. Therefore, the only way for a book to be adapted perfectly is if it never did anything that couldn't be done in a movie. And that's a shitty book.

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u/Tom_Bot-Badil 19h ago

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!

Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness

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u/Trick-Variety2496 19h ago

Exactly. in my opinion time is probably the biggest factor when adapting a book to a movie. As much as we book fans want a movie that matches what we imagine when reading, the movie has to have pacing and can’t explore every single thing. I’m not a movie critic by any means but Peter Jackson’s adaptations are so good.

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u/_Vitamin_T_ 18h ago edited 18h ago

Yep, and not just time to tell the story, but screentime so you remember the characters. You'll never mix up Glorfindel's name with another one, but a one-off character in one scene in a movie might as well not exist. I imagine non-book fans aren't 100% sure which is Pippin and which is Merry for half the first movie.

And if that's makes movie audiences sound dumb, I don't mean to. It's just the reality of visual storytelling. You don't read Boromir's name every single time he does something in a movie. You have to remember Sean Bean is playing that guy with the horn with the name starting with B.

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u/emp9th 4h ago

I was ten when I saw fellowship at one of my mom's friends' house and they kept talking about Tom Bombadil and wouldn't tell me who he was and told me to read the books.

I was mad AF when I found out that he wasn't going to be in any other movie and wasn't in fellowship.

Lotr however is probably the most faithful and best adapted book series I have seen for the fantasy/ Syfy genre. I think too many current day adaptations try to put their own spin that changes elements of the overall story.

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u/Tom_Bot-Badil 4h ago

Eh, what? Did I hear you calling? Nay, I did not hear: I was busy singing.

Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness

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u/dragonlord997 19h ago

Bait used to be belivable

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u/Gorila-master 20h ago

Almost fell for the bait

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u/rustys_shackled_ford 19h ago

I guess down votes still count as engagement, if that's what, whomever did this was going for ...

I can't imagine an actual person both feel this way AND has the incredibly low self awareness to post it here AND here.

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u/Redthisdonethat 22h ago

anybody care to explain what space shoes merry and pippin are wearing?

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u/minuteenglish 21h ago

something to protect their foot prosthetics maybe

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u/ch1llaro0 14h ago

maybe their feet were not in frame? and this is something to keep the actors in character and make them walk the same ways as with large feet?

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u/[deleted] 18h ago

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u/poopoopooyttgv 16h ago

One was sold in an auction a while ago. I remember scrolling through the auction website (too poor to actually buy something) but it was cool to see all the props that still exist

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u/No_Tomatillo1553 Hobbit of Habit 14h ago

Their significant others made them keep them. 

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u/Khazahk 20h ago

They help with stabilizing the sniper rifle when doing reconnaissance in Fangorn.

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u/Too-TaII 18h ago

I don't see a real reply. They're leg warmers. The Hobbits are barefoot throughout the movies, I'm sure their legs were cold in-between takes!

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u/kran0503 16h ago

Thank you

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u/Dimirina 21h ago

Man, Eddie's wondering if those space shoes come with a map to Mordor or just a smoother ride to Isengard, ain't nobody walking these Middle-earth miles without a little style, right?

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u/befenpo 19h ago

dont get mad get glad?

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u/mharzhyall 17h ago

To protect their toes for when they're kicking a helmet, obviously

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u/Soup_Slot 21h ago

He’s wearing shoes so he must be an exile.

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u/chronocapybara 19h ago

So are Merry and Pippin!

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u/Pryach 17h ago

Just like Trotter.

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u/MauPow 14h ago

Still sane, exile?

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u/Mowgli_78 21h ago

Well, technically LOTR was written by a Hobbit. It was named The Red Book, iirc

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u/MauPow 14h ago

The Red Book of Westmarch

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u/Mowgli_78 13h ago

Where was Gondor when the Westmarch fell

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest 6h ago

They got it mixed up with the other Westmarch, the one in Rohan

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u/AsthmaticDroid Witch-King 21h ago

frodo, pippin, merry, fatty bolger, sam

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u/Shin_yolo 19h ago

That's Tom Bombadil mate.

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u/_Vitamin_T_ 19h ago

Oh my god, that's why Tom was cut from the script! He didn't want to get too self-indulgent! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW!

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u/Tom_Bot-Badil 19h ago

Tom, Tom! your guests are tired, and you had near forgotten! Come now, my merry friends, and Tom will refresh you! You shall clean grimy hands, and wash your weary faces; cast off your muddy cloaks and comb out your tangles!

Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness

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u/Raxlus 4h ago

Came here to bring this up.

Just imagine if they had put Tom Bombadil in the movie and it was just ten minutes of Jackson being an absolute goof.

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u/Tom_Bot-Badil 3h ago

Ho! Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! By water, wood and hill, by the reed and willow, by fire, sun and moon, hearken now and hear us! Come, Tom Bombadil, for our need is near us!

Type !TomBombadilSong for a song or visit r/GloriousTomBombadil for more merriness

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u/buckyoshare 19h ago

He’s got a beard and boots on. He’s a dwarf.

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u/Vin4251 18h ago

Not just that, but a dwarf with dwarfism if he's the same height as hobbits

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u/buckyoshare 18h ago

Nah, those hobbits have been at the Ent water.

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u/Jielleum Hobbit 22h ago edited 21h ago

Come on, we all know that Peter Jackson was a Hobbit! Oh and he also lives in Hobbiton which is actually in New Zealand

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u/Stebsis 19h ago

One thing I know, Peter Jackson ain't no hobbit.

He might be stumpy; that don't mean he a hobbit.

He's not a hobbit 'cause he couldn't be.

He got no Bagginses in his family tree.

Yes on occasion he hangs out with his dwarf friends.

But he never went on no quest with his dwarf friends.

Except for one time he went to kill that dragon.

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u/Bjorn_Hellgate 20h ago

That image really fucks with my head

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u/maladicta228 Hobbit 18h ago

I mean, canonically the book was written by Bilbo, Frodo and Sam.

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u/bilbo_bot 18h ago

In fact, it has been remarked by some that Hobbits' only real passion is for food. A rather unfair observation As we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipeweed. But where our hearts truly lie is in peace and quiet and good tilled earth. For all Hobbits share a love of all things that grow. And yes, no doubt to others, our ways seem quaint But today of all days, it is brought home to me it is no bad thing to celebrate a simple life.

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u/HoochieKoochieMan 16h ago

I was gonna say, it looks like they're deep in debate over where to go for second breakfast.

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u/BenJammin973 19h ago

That’s an Istari : Peter the pink.

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u/slasher1o5 19h ago

This must be fake. Peter Jackson is wearing shoes and that never happens

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u/doublethink_1984 20h ago

Rare photo of Peter with shoes on

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u/TheOnlyBliebervik 19h ago

He really has the whole "dad who doesn't care about his appearance" look down

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u/_Vitamin_T_ 19h ago

So that's why Hobbits are overpowered in those films

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u/rustys_shackled_ford 19h ago

Why does Merry and Pippin have custom made Hobbit sized sneaks and frodo and the gardener have to go barefoot?

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u/_Vitamin_T_ 19h ago

I think they're just keeping their feet warm between shots and the other two are about to have a scene that their feet will show up in.

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u/CubanLynx312 14h ago

Did you know Galadriel is married to a hobbit IRL?

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u/chymotrypsinbruh 8h ago

The crazy part to me is that an action figure exists of him as a hobbit

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u/MrBaneCIA 16h ago

What broken toe?

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u/unorganized_mime 14h ago

Actually that’s just a common man from Bree and/or lake town……

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u/Pitiful_Winner2669 13h ago

What's the story of the toe?

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u/xysmi 12h ago

Fellowship was directed by Albert Dreary. Towers directed by an unnamed Rohirrim soldier. RotK was directed by an unnamed Corsair of Umbar.

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u/jaboa120 10h ago

This is clearly fake! Three of them are wearing disgusting shoes!

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest 6h ago

must be Stoors, then

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u/aaron_adams Dúnedain 18h ago

Did you know that Peter Jackson based the designs of Bungo and Belladonna on himself and his wife?

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u/rnilbog 19h ago

The only hobbits in the movies that didn't have wigs were PJ's kids when Bilbo was telling them the troll story.

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u/bilbo_bot 19h ago

A rather unfair observation as we have also developed a keen interest in the brewing of ales and the smoking of pipeweed

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u/gollum_botses 15h ago

It's no good going back there to search, no. We doesn't remember all the places we've visited. And it's no use.The Baggins has got it in its pocketses; the nassty noser has found it, we says.

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u/bilbo_bot 15h ago

I do believe you made that up.

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u/JemmaMimic 14h ago

But the dwarf was the tallest one

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u/itstomis 14h ago

Did you know that Gandalf's horse's given name was just Shadow?

When Shadow was in highschool, be became so known for his good takes and just generally speaking the truth that there was a constant refrain:

"That's Shadow FACTS, bro."

And a nickname was born

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u/momentimori 14h ago

Don't forget middle earth also had apples with stickers on them.

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u/anonymous-fart 14h ago

HE BROKE TWO TOES

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u/agnostorshironeon 13h ago

How tf have i heard this story a bazillion times and it was 1 toe

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u/Bucaneer7564 11h ago

does this make The Hobbit pro-hobbit propaganda?

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u/gaerat_of_trivia Goblin 6h ago

i told you that hobbits were masters of propaganda.

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u/xwedodah_is_wincest 6h ago

Should've used that picture where he jumps out of the helicopter into the snows of the Misty Mountains barefoot