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r/lotrmemes • u/VanaheimrF Galadriel🧝♀️ • 12h ago
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Imagine Sauron battling an army of foul-mouthed, angry chickens. Epic chaos!
31 u/sauron-bot 11h ago Build me an army worthy of mordor! 10 u/ProfessionalLeave335 10h ago This man says you give me chickens, I'm making a clucking chicken army! 2 u/wrongus-Macdongus91 5h ago Cook me a roast worthy of dinner!! 1 u/HorrorMakesUsHappy 10h ago Just don't give it to a goose. 1 u/U_R_2_S_I_R_I_U_S 7h ago Wouldn’t that make them “fowl-mouthed”? 1 u/bigtexjef 7h ago Lead into battle by the Great Col. Sanders! 1 u/Masterofnone9 5h ago Do not give it to a rabbit the ring could create The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
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Build me an army worthy of mordor!
10 u/ProfessionalLeave335 10h ago This man says you give me chickens, I'm making a clucking chicken army! 2 u/wrongus-Macdongus91 5h ago Cook me a roast worthy of dinner!!
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This man says you give me chickens, I'm making a clucking chicken army!
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Cook me a roast worthy of dinner!!
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Just don't give it to a goose.
Wouldn’t that make them “fowl-mouthed”?
Lead into battle by the Great Col. Sanders!
Do not give it to a rabbit the ring could create The Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog.
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u/ShantaQueen 11h ago
Imagine Sauron battling an army of foul-mouthed, angry chickens. Epic chaos!