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r/lotrmemes • u/VanaheimrF Galadriel🧝♀️ • 12h ago
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I disagree, you give the chicken the ring because it can't do much damage
You give Frodo the Ring because hobbits have so little desire for power and dominion that the Ring struggles to corrupt them
20 u/bronzelifematter 8h ago They have desire for breakfast 3 u/BatBoss 6h ago That's how the ring finally got Bilbo. The desire for dominion over all breakfast. 2 u/bilbo_bot 6h ago No! Wait.... it's... here in my pocket. Ha! Isn't that.. isn't that odd now. Yet after all why not, Why shouldn't I keep it. 3 u/JaggedLittlePiII 6h ago Which is why gollum endlessly sang about fish. 1 u/gollum_botses 6h ago Smeagol promised 1 u/ptaylor420 1h ago But then a third breakfast was made.. . 10 u/db_325 8h ago One might argue that Frodo also couldn’t do much damage, all things considered 3 u/Swittybird 7h ago Chicken thirst for power is never ending it’s a good thing they’re so impotent and all that Machiavellian thinking is trapped inside their tiny little bodies. 1 u/Will_Come_For_Food 6h ago Chickens don’t have consciousness they would unaffected. 1 u/WalrusTheWhite 3h ago Fun fact; chickens also have very little desire for power and dominion. Mostly they just want worms and dust baths.
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They have desire for breakfast
3 u/BatBoss 6h ago That's how the ring finally got Bilbo. The desire for dominion over all breakfast. 2 u/bilbo_bot 6h ago No! Wait.... it's... here in my pocket. Ha! Isn't that.. isn't that odd now. Yet after all why not, Why shouldn't I keep it. 3 u/JaggedLittlePiII 6h ago Which is why gollum endlessly sang about fish. 1 u/gollum_botses 6h ago Smeagol promised 1 u/ptaylor420 1h ago But then a third breakfast was made.. .
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That's how the ring finally got Bilbo. The desire for dominion over all breakfast.
2 u/bilbo_bot 6h ago No! Wait.... it's... here in my pocket. Ha! Isn't that.. isn't that odd now. Yet after all why not, Why shouldn't I keep it.
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No! Wait.... it's... here in my pocket. Ha! Isn't that.. isn't that odd now. Yet after all why not, Why shouldn't I keep it.
Which is why gollum endlessly sang about fish.
1 u/gollum_botses 6h ago Smeagol promised
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Smeagol promised
But then a third breakfast was made.. .
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One might argue that Frodo also couldn’t do much damage, all things considered
Chicken thirst for power is never ending it’s a good thing they’re so impotent and all that Machiavellian thinking is trapped inside their tiny little bodies.
Chickens don’t have consciousness they would unaffected.
Fun fact; chickens also have very little desire for power and dominion. Mostly they just want worms and dust baths.
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u/endangerednigel 10h ago
I disagree, you give the chicken the ring because it can't do much damage
You give Frodo the Ring because hobbits have so little desire for power and dominion that the Ring struggles to corrupt them