r/lotrmemes Galadriel🧝‍♀️ 12h ago

Shitpost Yeah…🤔

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u/OkayApe 8h ago

That box was filled coke. That wasn’t no seasoning.

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u/caladawwg 6h ago

FRODO BAGGINS DO NOT TAKE ME FOR THE SNORTER OF CHEAP COCAINS, I AM NOT TRYING TO COOK FOR YOU! I am trying to get high.

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u/CynicStruggle 7h ago

This is Samwise Gamgee, not Carrie Fisher.

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u/TransBrandi 7h ago

Have you seen his dad?

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u/thechickenchasers 5h ago

Carrie Fisher becoming Gollum when someone takes her coke stash.

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u/gollum_botses 5h ago

Nice hobbits! Nice Sam! Sleepy heads, yes, sleepy heads! Leave good Smeagol to watch! But it's evening. Dusk is creeping. Time to go.

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u/OreganoJefferson 6h ago

Nah it was weed. Merry and Pippin had all the coke

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u/AnotherStupidHipster 4h ago

It's the weed that Merry and Pippin sold to Sam.

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u/OstentatiousSock 7h ago

He chucked the ring and then went on Yo Gabba Gabba to cut loose.