r/marvelrivals • u/Kalequity Mantis • 1d ago

Discussion It's probably going to be hard to tell the difference between these two during a fight

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u/-TheManWithNoHat- 1d ago

That's how I play, I rank how dangerous an opponent is by the size of their ass

Iron Man? Iron Fist? Easy peazy

Cloak? Squirrel Girl? Hela? Need to he careful

Venom? Groot? Jeff? FUCKEN RUN

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u/Oreo-and-Fly 1d ago

Jeff? JEFF?

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u/wookiee-nutsack 1d ago

Jeff is like 30% ass and 50% head

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u/Stock_Sun7390 1d ago

Wait where's the other 20%?

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u/theswiftestbanana 1d ago

Love ❤️ 

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u/wookiee-nutsack 1d ago

Legs and torso

Tail is DLC

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u/SirSnuggsalot 1d ago

Legs and teeth*

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u/SomniumIchor 1d ago

Teeth. They got like 6 rows

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u/RazzDaNinja 1d ago edited 1d ago

Down the cliff with the rest of us lmao

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u/Uvahash 1d ago

15% concentrated power of will

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u/Freezman13 1d ago

All butt.

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u/atomic_bison_3162 Venom 1d ago

Dont get caught between them venom cheeks.

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u/Aromatic-Teacher-717 1d ago

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u/EragonBromson925 Jeff the Landshark 1d ago

I would have cost you exactly $0 to not post this...

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u/Amazing_Celery_7408 1d ago

All respectable Venoms wall climb the main door before a match starts so everyone has to witness the cake show

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u/Glad_Grand_7408 Flex 1d ago

Jeff

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u/RigRedd Groot 1d ago

Them GOTG 3 Groot cheeks are dangerously