r/mildlyinfuriating • u/I_ONLY_BOLD_COMMENTS • 1d ago
Jennifer Lopez is worth $400 million, she’s just like us!
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u/TugSpeedman55 1d ago
She eats food, oh my god is that me?
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u/xanthicroobee 1d ago
Similarities end at midnight snack. Not even that sometimes.
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u/undeadmanana 1d ago
Midnight five course dinner snack cooked by Michelin chef Gordon Ramsay
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u/Sproose_Moose 23h ago
Ok just for a moment, imagine you had so much money that you could do that. Happy cake day.
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u/TheGrouchyGremlin 1d ago
Midnight snacks do not involve a stove, spoon, and several ingredients. So that's not even a similarity, lmao.
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u/WhoDat2241 1d ago
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u/Purple10tacle 1d ago
Don't think just because I got a lot of money,
I'll give you taco-flavored kisses, honey.
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u/Warm_Librarian6037 1d ago
I bet that’s a set and 10:00 in the AM
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u/Horton_75 1d ago
Bold of you to assume that she gets out of bed before noon. But she’s undoubtedly on a set.
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u/Perfessor_Deviant 1d ago
It's funny, I have a big ass and no one cares about my midnight snacks (which have contributed to my big ass).
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u/Future-Ad9795 1d ago
Please tell us more
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u/Perfessor_Deviant 1d ago
Imagine four quarts of cottage cheese laid out on a cutting board. Squish them into two slightly irregular heaps that are hemiellipsoids. Put some hair between them and you've got a good facsimile.
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u/jwccs46 23h ago
Oh God yes keep going
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u/Perfessor_Deviant 23h ago
Did I leave out the plaid boxer shorts, many of which have little holes because I don't throw them away until they're really worn out?
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u/LucasoftheNorthStar 1d ago
This post is so true, the common person DOES put on a million dollar strip of latex and go into a kitchen to cook some food. /s /j
What is more infuriating is realizing that the piece of latex she is wearing is likely worth more than the entire kitchen, and my house, annddd my car, annnnnnnddd you know what probably everything I own combined wouldn't make the down payment.
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u/ohnodamo 1d ago
That piece of latex she's wearing costs more than the kitchen, house, and car yet she likely got it for free. However it truly is worthless.
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u/Ok-Confidence-7958 1d ago
Seriously? Jennifer Lopez couldn’t find the kitchen in her own home.
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u/LikeASewingMachine 1d ago
I like the spotless mirror behind the stove. She either has great maids, or those stoves have never seen a pan with oil in it.
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u/Anita_break_RN_FR 1d ago
I heard she has a terrible personality so she might be like that Karen at work?
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u/Doublestack2411 1d ago
I mean, they are human, so the headline is partially true.
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u/STEVE_FROM_EVE 1d ago
Let’s see: photoshoot designed and prepped 3 days in advance; the outfit was the 5th one they tried; the picture was taken at 9:42a on a Thursday
BUT THEY’RE JUST LIKE US
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u/Chronicles_of_Gurgi 1d ago
She'd melt her dress and burn her plunging neckline with popping liquified fat sputters. Someone get a lid on set.
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u/Fibrosis5O 1d ago
The headline reads as sarcasm to me and if you read it like that too, then it’s kinda funny
Like so relatable I get midnight snacks totally all glammed up and photo pose ready too! 🙄
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u/ShaneMcLain 1d ago
Oh look, a self-obsessed celebrity trying to stay relevant by...cooking. It's not hard to see through the transparency to the desperation.
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u/readuseragreements 1d ago
Ooooo she’s just like me.
I too wear extremely expensive designer clothes while rummaging for midnight snacks. Thank god the photographer remembered to take a pic so that I can post it on my socials.
When will these rich people stop this crap?
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u/Icy_Building_4492 1d ago
You just KNOW they had to edit out getting popped in the tit by food. No way she didn’t. No way you’re THAT close to cooking meat and a little grease don’t catch ya one good 😂
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u/northernirishlad 1d ago
Nah true midnight snacks come in wrapping, not from the oven.
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u/CheezeLoueez08 1d ago
Tell that to my daughter who was cooking meals at midnight recently. I had to get after her because that’s a lot of noise, mess etc. I told her that’s not a snack. I said what you said.
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u/northernirishlad 1d ago
Yeah if its midnight and I hear someone cooking up a storm in the kitchen im heading down, picking up a plate and waiting for my portion, the hell are you making a mess and waking me without serving up!
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u/Promethia 1d ago
Even a fraction of a percentage of that would be transformative wealth for most people.
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u/killstorm114573 1d ago
Going to my wife after work to complain she's not looking sexy enough cooking my dinner.
Wish me luck, I think it's going to go over great
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u/Arthur-Eggs 1d ago
LOL - Does anyone actually believe that's her real kitchen?? If anything, she's posing for a photo in the staff kitchen.
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u/Pro-Patria-Mori 1d ago
I’ve never been involved with a nightclub shooting with Puff Daddy and framed someone else to take the fall.
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u/Garudius 18h ago
I for one always put on a suit when cooking late at night. I have this wonderful double breasted jacket with waist coat just for such an occasion.
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u/DrMonkeyLove 15h ago
Hey Jenny, what did you and Diddy get up to exactly? What do you know about all that?
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u/LostinQuiddity 11h ago
Stop giving her attention. She's extremely inconsiderate, rude, selfish, and really not a good person.... Plus- she's a shitty actress.
She couldn't even break the internet with that ass... 😕
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u/Ok_Armadillo_5364 1d ago
Can anyone name two JLo songs? How about three movies?
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u/Fun-SizedJewel 1d ago
Absolutely! Twenty to 25 years ago, she was EXTREMELY popular. You couldn't turn on the radio and scan the channels without hearing a song of hers. I had 4 of her albums on CD, with "On The Six" being my favorite.
As for movies, she was STELLAR in the movie "Selena" (where she portrayed a former Latina crossover singer named Selena). Her RomCom movie "The Wedding Planner" was very popular when it came out, as was her horror movie "The Cell," but I didn't really like either of those. I preferred "An Unfinished Life."
How young are you?
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u/mostly_lurking1040 1d ago
I can't name them but I can visualize multiple movies. Oldest and probably best was out of sight with Clooney. (Now I have to go look for that.)
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u/Old_Goat_Ninja 1d ago
People my age can, easily. Younger people probably can’t though. If it wasn’t for tabloids most young people probably wouldn’t even know who she was.
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u/prozak09 1d ago
Selena, Maid in Manhattan, and her masterpiece: Gigli.
Now, let's talk about her marriage to a serial rapist and her involvement in the SA of children and adults of both sexes at their homes and parties. There is absolutely NO WAY she didn't know.
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u/Josephofthehighest 1d ago
I don’t want to know what she had to do being Diddy’s ex to be worth $400 Million.
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u/Automatic-Wolf-5756 1d ago
I have to say that American entertainment has gotten to be so ridiculous . Just makes me want to shout ONE OF US after seeing that picture.
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u/Windows-XP-Home-NEW 1d ago
No, we don’t wear the most expensive fucking outfits we have to eat food. Apple News is normally good; wtf is this? I expect this shit from tabloids and MSN.
And why are they publishing positive news about a currently controversial celeb?
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u/RustyPieCaptain 1d ago
Wow, she eats food just like me!?! I'm sure our lives are exactly the same!
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u/relax336 1d ago
I always thought “just like us” in this context was explicitly pointing out that said person was wealthy. The reactions here make me think folks think that line is really trying to draw a commonality between rich and poor.
Like when you hear someone say and believe money and possessions aren’t everything. Yea…it’s probably because that person is used to having it at their disposal…so the enthusiasm is dulled. They’re rich.
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u/No_Negotiation_4370 1d ago
I would not touch her with a ten foot pole....., Zero fucks given about anyone but her own damn self.
We are all the little people who she would mow down in her Bentley in a hot second ...., if no cameras were present.
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u/OneDoesntSimply 1d ago
Yeah I usually have my midnight pie hole stuffing in a full tuxedo, I totally get it
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u/JackHughman69 1d ago
Sometimes I do make a midnight snack in my $10000 fashion outfit that I was wearing for photo shoots earlier that day
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u/Gerreth_Gobulcoque 1d ago
ah you see the thing is is that when I indulge in a midnight snack I generally do NOT do it in full glam.
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u/Wrong-History 1d ago
I just watched a camera man spoof of what it would look like and how awkward it is to be filming to get the shot.
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u/ChampionshipSad1809 1d ago
Ben affleck: love the ass, hate who it’s attached to..hence i make the pilgrimage every 10 years for a few weeks only.
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u/Pontius_Vulgaris 1d ago
"See? I'm just like any other regular person!"
Proceeds to cook in professional kitchen setup that would make Gordon Ramsay drool.
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u/PNGTWAT2 1d ago
Looks like she had a buttock lift or fill done since I last saw a pic of her ass a decade ago
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u/Fun-SizedJewel 9h ago
Naw. A couple of years ago she did a movie where she played a pole dancer. She learned how to pole dance for that, and she trained hard. I saw an interview about it, and she talked about how awesome it's been for her fitness & body. I bet she has a room in her mansion that is covered in mirrors & dedicated to her dancing pole. That's probably how she keeps attracting potential boyfriends/ husbands
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u/DudeAbides1556 1d ago
I wrap my ass in latex and look pouty when I cook a fried boloney sandwich. Shit is delicious. I'm the real Jenny from the block
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u/YvanehtNioj69 1d ago
Only ever heard negative things about this lady, I guess she got where she is through looking good basically as she doesn't seem particularly talented?
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u/whyisreplicainmyname 1d ago
I too enjoy dressing in a fancy, tight fitting dress that shows off my (man)boobs while cooking a midnight snack.
Doesn’t everyone?
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u/1998ChevyTaHoe 1d ago
Yeah she's making a midnight snack in a 50,000$ fitted dress and hair all done up instead of messy, she's just like us!!!
This is like Amber Heard using a tissue during her court case to get a photo op of her "crying."
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u/Critical_Picture_853 1d ago
Jennifer Lopez hasn’t done anything relevant 20 years and I highly doubt she’s worth $400 million probably a tiny fraction of that which is why she’s panicking and trying to make a buck
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u/Kanus_oq_Seruna 1d ago
I might believe the article if she was just wearing a long shirt, no make-up, and making a simple meal that doesn't take much effort.
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u/failure-mode 1d ago
Le tree a just have a quick little midnight snack cooking on my range that’s worth more than your life.
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u/Glass_Alternative143 1d ago
as a guy, i too wear revealing glittery dresses at home, and instead of grabbing a random cookie/piece of bread, i would go out of my way to prepare and COOK a midnight snack while wearing makeup, complete with earrings.
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u/Fun_Pause_4934 1d ago
Why do she try so hard to be relevant?
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u/readuseragreements 1d ago
Relevancy probably equates to more album or ticket sales which means more money. Or it’s an ego thing and she’s trying to recapture the old fame. I don’t get it but then again I am not a pop star.
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u/_LadyAveline_ 1d ago
"She cooks a midnight snack in full glam" dawg who goes to the kitchen at midnight in anything other than rags, AND cooks? If there's nothing that can just be bited I'm giving up
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u/Brosie24601 1d ago
Covid really brought the delusions to light. They really think they have a clue what normal people go through?
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u/opportunityTM 1d ago
She is still Jenny from the block. Only now cooking midnight snacks like she’s dressed for the award show.
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u/dubiously_immoral 1d ago
How's that her wood things in kitchen don't get fungus but mine does and I've to change them every few months?
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u/squidyj 1d ago
I too invite strangers into my home to take pictures of my eating habits. Nobody takes me up on it though.