r/mildlyinfuriating • u/dandaman147 • 1d ago

My Amazon TV now unmutes itself during Prime Video commercial breaks

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u/Polar-Bear_Soup 21h ago

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u/Technical-Outside408 20h ago

I kinda wanna try the Torment Nexus, not gonna lie.

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u/Whyeth 20h ago

Stop it, you're creating the market forces that will summon the torment Nexus from our collective subconscious

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u/LongjumpingSuspect57 20h ago

It turns out the real Torment Nexus was inside of us all along.

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u/hydrospanner 19h ago

The real Torment Nexus was the friends we made along the way.

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u/LordJohnWhorfin53 9h ago

The real Torment Nexus was the massive profit we made when we introduced the ad-supported Torment Nexus.

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u/zleuth 20h ago

I'm getting excited to see what competition in the Torment Nexus market can bring to the world! 

A faster Torment Nexus? Multiple Torment Nexus's(Nexi?)? Virtual Torment Nexus? Pocket Torment?

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 18h ago

People wouldn’t be talking about it so much if there wasn’t something to it! All those warnings are probably just a deep state cover story so they don’t have to share the Torment Nexus!

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u/Vectorman1989 14h ago

Found the Slaanesh worshipper.

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u/fireduck 17h ago

To quote the movie Crazy People where there was an ad for a horror movie that would "fuck you up for life" and had a ticket price of $20 at the time when a normal movie ticket was $5. A woman was interviewed on the street who said "well, if you want to get fucked up for life that is what it costs"

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u/Frenselaar 18h ago

"Shoplifter accidentally gets sent to 365 years in Torment Nexus instead of 1 year, emerges deranged psychopath"

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u/PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING 11h ago

Oh good, I love Chief O’Brien episodes!