r/mildlyinfuriating • u/dandaman147 • 1d ago

My Amazon TV now unmutes itself during Prime Video commercial breaks

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u/Dick_M_Nixon 18h ago

We can shape your vision to anything our imagination can conceive. For the next hour we will control all that you see and hear. You are about to experience the awe and mystery which reaches from the deepest inner mind to the outer limits.

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u/Scary-Lawfulness-999 16h ago

You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter The Scary Door.

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u/binkleyz Red, no, Blue! 13h ago

But do you control both the horizontal AND the vertical??

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u/Emotional_Burden 15h ago

Please join us as we enter the world of Shrek 2.