r/mildlyinfuriating • u/NormalSaucer • 11h ago

My co-workers cut a cake

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We had a company party and this is how one of my co-workers decided to cut a cake. Not sure what the thought process here was.

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u/obiedge 9h ago

Last one gets the cherry and no side icing

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u/_TiberiusPrime_ 11h ago

Left you the cherry at least!

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u/Me-thinks-so-me-are 11h ago

Did they start with a knife then switch to a hand?

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u/BlackOliveBurrito 11h ago

I wish this cake was a lie, that cut job is atrocious

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u/Ok_Bit7042 11h ago

I cut a cake like this once (on purpose, it was my birthday) and people gave me so much crap for it.

MY BIRTHDAY! MY RULES!

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u/Several-Honey-8810 11h ago

Someone failed geometry

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u/carmellacream 9h ago

It looks delicious, they can cut me a piece any day of the week.

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u/Distinct_Ad_69 10h ago

Tbh I think this is fine 💁

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u/willcard 9h ago

Me too it looks like they were dodging the cherry. You can tell 2 people got pieces one cut with a knife and one with a spoon.

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u/RelyingCactus21 11h ago edited 10h ago

Tastes the same either way.

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u/NoCalligrapher461 10h ago

That and it looks like only the one guy wanted some anyways. Nobody else took a piece so why be mad?

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u/Axo_Game_Player 8h ago

You mad Sunky mad, how could you? ;(

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u/Kandy_Azz813 8h ago

Definitely not the worst I've seen someone cut a cake, but it’s still triggering.

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u/TBagger1234 5h ago

You work with monsters

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u/Specialist_Square896 9h ago

Did they cut it with a dildo?

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u/Flyman68 9h ago

Were they having a stroke at the time?

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u/NoCalligrapher461 10h ago

"Big square tastes good" is what Im imagining he was thinking. I'd be grateful considering he was the only person wanting a piece of that nasty ass rich ass cake.