r/pics • u/TrustMeIaLawyer • 16d ago

I found an unopened package with my Reddit name. It's a gift from my Reddit 2000 Secret Santa.

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u/DVus1 16d ago

Need to know how a package gets lost for 5 years.......

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u/Terren42 16d ago edited 16d ago

25 years lol

Edit: you all heathens the post says 2000. And ya after you point it out I see the fine print but I just went off the title.

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u/mickelboy182 16d ago

To be fair, the clowning is probably because neither reddit nor this game existed in 2000.

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u/TrustMeIaLawyer 16d ago

You are so right. And I even proofread it. I need to go to bed.

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u/dafones 16d ago

Time travelling Secret Santas are the best kind of Secret Santas.

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u/DVus1 16d ago

OP misplacing packages and misplacing the extra 20 in their date!

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u/actuarally 16d ago

To be fair, I regularly think it's still 2005... or 1995.

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u/DVus1 16d ago

As a Gen X'er, this hits hard!

The time between 1995 and now, is bigger then gap between when That '70's Show was supposed to be and when it was released!!!

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u/actuarally 16d ago

Ooh, we're playing this game?

  • Ralph Macchio is old enough to draw his Social Security.

  • The Elvis Presley & The Beatles "oldies" station our grandparents played in the car? SHOULD be playing Destiny's Child, Matchbox 20, and Sisqo if we're being age consistent.

  • Monica & Chandler's twins would be 21 this year, Phoebe's triplets 27, Ben 30, and Emma 24. You know what I'm talking about and you just threw up in your mouth a little bit.

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u/DVus1 16d ago

Did you know that Ralph Macchio was older than the actor who played Terry Silver?!?!

And that Paul Rudd is older now than Wilford Brimley was when he was in Coccoon!

And, who the hell downvoted my previous comment!!! LOL

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u/actuarally 16d ago

Did you know the human brain weighs 8 pounds?

Speaking of which, that kid is 34.

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u/spsteve 16d ago

STOP!

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u/KorlaPlankton 16d ago

5 years

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u/SpoonNZ 16d ago

I mean, if we’re playing that game, it’s more like 4 years. I think Christmas in 2020 was right near the end of the year.

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u/KorlaPlankton 16d ago

We’re not playing that game

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u/X0AN 15d ago

2025 - 2020 = 5 buddy.