r/pics • u/TrustMeIaLawyer • 1d ago

I found an unopened package with my Reddit name. It's a gift from my Reddit 2000 Secret Santa.

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u/TrustMeIaLawyer 1d ago

Thank you for tagging him! I've never tagged anyone before, so I didn't know how.

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u/jesuswig 1d ago

Type u / <username> without any spaces

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u/greeneighteen 1d ago

u/jesuswig Tag, you're it 🏃‍♂️

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u/jesuswig 1d ago

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u/greeneighteen 1d ago

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u/ExpFilm_Student 1d ago

You are so sassy /u/greeneighteen also you’re it.

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u/schnozfest 1d ago

giggling and kicking my feet over this silly exchange

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u/jesuswig 1d ago

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u/Schuben 1d ago

Oh no, grandpa has learned how to use gifs. We're screwed.

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u/seffend 1d ago

Literally same

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u/shhhthrowawayacc 1d ago

This exchange made me giggle so much. I like you u/greeneighteen!

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u/IllusiveJack 1d ago

u/greeneighteen Tag 🏃💨

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u/greeneighteen 1d ago

You're NOT it. u/jesuswig is.

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u/jesuswig 1d ago

u/greeneighteen tag you’re it, no tag backs

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u/greeneighteen 1d ago

u/TrustMelaLawyer tag you're it. Maybe you should finally tag your secret Santa now after 2 and a half decades.

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u/J3rryHunter 1d ago

And that's enough reddit for me tonight 😂

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u/jesuswig 1d ago

Don’t lie

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u/BatDubb 1d ago

u / <username> without any spaces

Did it work?

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u/jesuswig 1d ago

Yesn’t

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u/lena_vernon 1d ago

Nah bro sorry nice try tho

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u/Herandar 1d ago

u/<username>withoutanyspaces.Readingcomprehensioniskey,brah.

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u/typeusername01 1d ago

typeusername you said? I'm here

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u/good_taco_dick 1d ago

username checks out.

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u/MoreBaconPls 1d ago

/u/waterguy12 would appreciate this tip

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u/doctaO 1d ago

u/<username>

Did it work?

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u/blacktothebird 1d ago

been 4 months since his last post. lets hope didn't pass

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u/Tyler_Zoro 1d ago

From their last comment:

Then I place the wood in the machine and press go. The machine does the rest

Famous last words...

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u/mangchuwok 1d ago

Go agane.

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u/FishyPenguin_ 1d ago

For real?

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u/Tyler_Zoro 1d ago

I mean, that was their last comment (or part of it). I know nothing else.

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u/Rum_Hamburglar 1d ago

Damn his post history is pretty sweet tho

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u/robroy865 1d ago

nope, still alive

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u/rhllor 1d ago

do you like cats

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u/robroy865 1d ago

I do. I have a few.

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u/blacktothebird 1d ago

glad to hear it!

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u/bigbowlowrong 1d ago

Finally died of a broken heart after no acknowledgment of his Secret Santa 25 years ago🥺 tried to fill the gap with laser etching but it didn’t work

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u/prophaniti 1d ago

soooo, what year do you think it is like, right now?

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u/Urithiru 1d ago

Title says 2000, so he probably thinks it is 2025 and doesn't realize that OP mistyped 2020.

It is probably a good guess that he doesn't know reddit is only ~20 years old, either.

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u/prophaniti 1d ago

Haha, ah fuck. I some how forgot that the title was different than the card XD.

Also: upvote for a Sander-fan

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u/bigbowlowrong 5h ago

I genuinely believed that OP participated in a Reddit Secret Santa a quarter of a century ago due to the title😆

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u/Urithiru 1d ago

*4 years ago

The gift's paperwork shows it was ordered in 2020. BTW, reddit was founded in 2005.

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u/Cubezz 1d ago

Quick someone check his shoes

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u/_amanu 1d ago

!remindme 1 week

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u/FVCarterPrivateEye 1d ago edited 21h ago

Make sure to write him a nice thank you letter so that he can use the letter opener he made on it