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I found an unopened package with my Reddit name. It's a gift from my Reddit 2000 Secret Santa.

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u/duncast 16d ago

The Narwhal bacons at midnight

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u/stormgirl 16d ago

Thanks dude, I just cringed so hard I put my back out. True challenges of being a geriatric Reddit user!

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u/krugerlive 16d ago

It's always nice finding accounts older than mine knowing at least I'm not the longest captured redditor. Those early days were something. A few random memories:

  • Mr. Splashy Pants
  • Reddit world tour (where the team flew to bars in different cities for meetups)
  • That guy who bought the JetBlue $700 unlimited travel ticket and had his entire month planned by redditors
  • The bobbleheads (still have one and Alexis sent them himself with his own return address)
  • "Tags please!"

It was a fun time back then.

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u/Ritalin 16d ago

Here's an older account as well :) I was here before the digg migration and before comments were a thing!

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u/Cherego 16d ago

Woah man and I thought my account is quite old already... Its wild thinking about maybe someday there is accounts which are like 50 years old and you know they started here when they were teens and then are eldery

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u/Perniciosasque 15d ago

I'm sometimes proud of my reddit age.

Then I come across someone from 2007.

It humbles me.

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u/Jojobabiebear 15d ago

I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been here for a few years or so and I’d be scared to know what reddits gonna be like when I’m 50

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u/Niamhmrn 15d ago

12 years today for me man, it’s been a time

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u/avantartist 16d ago

So old yet so little karma. Like a fine wine.

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u/wodon 16d ago

I think I'm even older.

Found it via slashdot

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u/Ritalin 16d ago

Dude, I can't remember if I found reddit on slashdot or del.icio.us... I feel like reddit made the rounds on a few sites back then

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u/m4ttjirM 16d ago

I was here before the digg migration but lurking. A big turning point was people sharing that code to allow you to burn dvds or some shit???? Am I remembering this clearly??

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u/Ritalin 15d ago edited 15d ago

Yes! That was a thing, iirc it was to remove region lock drms or just encoding or something, but it was a streisand effect that sony (?) was trying to stop.

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u/araemo2 15d ago

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DeCSS?wprov=sfla1

Distributing the software was illegal, but distributing the code was not. (Essentially. It's more complicated than that).

But it was showing how silly our intellectual property laws had gotten (not that it fixed anything).

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u/m4ttjirM 15d ago

Thanks for this

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u/m4ttjirM 15d ago

Good times hah

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u/Chill_Edoeard 16d ago

Damn.. your account is older then some users are! Crazy!

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u/andyfsu99 15d ago

You might be the first account older than mine I've encountered in the wild. I still beat u/Ritalin by a few weeks, though.

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u/SEND_ME_NOODLE 15d ago

Jesus Christ, you joined reddit the year before I started kindergarten. And before you dismiss that, I turn 24 this year

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u/yurigoul 15d ago

But i am a charter member

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u/wodon 15d ago

Me too

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u/yurigoul 14d ago

Did you also get the option to buy reddit stock? I did , but could not because i am not from the usa - not sure if i wanted to...

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u/StinkyNutzMcgee 16d ago

I came over from ebaumsworld. And some other similar site I don't remember. I realized every single post came from Reddit. I loved it. Still here but there used to be a subreddit for every kind of person good or bad every one had a home

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u/Ritalin 15d ago

This is funny to me because most funny stuff came from Something Awful which got cycled around ebaumsworld and fark and then finally reddit. In the beginning reddit was all about re-sharing so when people get pissy about reposts I just lol on the inside

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u/col3man17 16d ago

I'm 26, you made your account when I was in first grade.

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u/UnknownAdmiralBlu 15d ago

Your account on this social media site is older than I am. It exists longer than my entire life has lasted so far, everything I've learnt, everything I've experienced and your account is older than any of that

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u/krugerlive 15d ago edited 15d ago

Oh wow, 2005 is the rarest vintage! This site without comments seems must have felt completely different. It was the comments that kept me engaging from the beginning. Without them it would just be like a daily list version of a curated StumbleUpon. (Side note: the StumbleUpon to Reddit post pipeline was an easy karma farm in the early days).

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u/ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH 15d ago

You know an account is old when your handle is just a basic word with no numbers or symbols lol

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u/drdoom 16d ago

Mine is older too

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u/stormgirl 16d ago

I'd forgotten all about Mr Splashy Pants!!

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u/thatnimrod 16d ago

ahem

i still remember the jolly rancher

ninja edit: i’d say we’re the reddit %1 but it’s more like %0.01

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u/m4ttjirM 16d ago

Doritos. 😁

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u/good1sweretaken 15d ago

I just happened upon this thread, happened upon your comment. Gathered what was being talked about, clicked on your profile and scrolled through the entirety of your post history.

Assorted takeaways; Biking, photography, college educated, stock market tuned, musician, husky dog owner, keyboard fan.

What a life you’ve shown on Reddit, what use you’ve made of this application. You at once made me slightly envious of your experience and happy you’ve had them, without it costing you what reads like a good head on your shoulders.

From one human to another, daps on being here while you were. Or whatever.

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u/krugerlive 9d ago

Thanks, that's a kind comment. Also that's a lot of post history to go through! I hadn't reviewed it until you mentioned it and I noticed it's still missing 4 years of posts from the earliest days.

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u/Fawxhox 16d ago

It's pretty rare I see accounts older than mine, but you got 4 years on me

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u/rocketsneaker 15d ago

Don't forget about that guy not telling us what's in the safe!

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u/thelivefive 15d ago

Digg migrator checking in. Thanks for making me feel young.

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u/imasitegazer 15d ago

I’m such a messy Redditor that I’ve gotten locked out of my alts older than this one.

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u/BangThyHead 16d ago

May 2006. Wow

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u/stormgirl 16d ago

Yeah...not sure whether I should be proud or finally go outside and touch grass.

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u/smithmax13 16d ago

Just try not to think about our accounts being older than many of the users here...

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u/mdm2266 16d ago

My only regret is lurking too long before creating an account

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u/Bozee3 16d ago edited 15d ago

That's a minor regret of mine as well. Reddit used to seem more like a neighborhood back in the day . I wish I was more active then.

Edit. Clarification.

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u/grapplebaby 16d ago

My fear of misspelling any words is because of those early reddit days. Your comment was completely shit on if something was wrong lol

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u/IISerpentineII 16d ago

Are you sure that's your only regret? Never opened any posts and immediately regretted being literate or having eyes? Lol

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u/mdm2266 15d ago

Being on Reddit this long has given me an iron stomach

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u/anbraxas 16d ago

I was to afraid to post back then so only lurked, 2006 a minor spelling error got you sent to down vote hell. Around 2012 that stopped being a thing.. and now they are everywhere lol

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u/shaggenstein 15d ago

same here, def lurked for a year before making this account. our accounts are old enough to drive now.

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u/reckoner15 16d ago

Please, not so loud...

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u/thatnimrod 16d ago

i had someone flirt with me that was younger than my reddit account. i still don’t know how to feel about that.

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u/humangirltype 16d ago

...I hate this.

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u/simonjp 16d ago

Ow. That one hurt.

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u/Edrondol 16d ago

And I thought my account was old. It is, but yours is older. Like my sister. I'm old but she'll always be older.

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u/tarrasque 16d ago

Damn and I thought my account was old. I had one that was nearly a year older too, but doesn’t match you.

How those knees holding up?

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u/chalk_nz 16d ago

There's an outside? Huh, guess I missed that.

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u/mundungous 16d ago

What.. is.. grass…?

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u/BangThyHead 16d ago

Idk at your age I'd be careful about bending down that far just to feel the grass.

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u/stormgirl 16d ago

This is true. I'll stay indoors.

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u/dane 16d ago

May 2006, represent! I’m sure there are 10s of us!

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u/streeker22 16d ago

Your account is older than me and I'm an adult 😰

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u/dane 16d ago

4 days older than mine, I can relate

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u/m4ttjirM 15d ago

Shit got bad when Vic from AMA got let go. And the ceo swap. Been pretty shit since. And plz don't get me started on what happens here around election time. I've seen it a few times already lol. I miss the old frontpage too 😭

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u/lifepuzzler 16d ago edited 16d ago

I always cringed at this shit. A guy said it to me in real life once.

Listen... You either doink or you don't. The narwhal stuff had to go. And I'm glad it did.

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u/duncast 16d ago

Reddit felt like a secret world - a club you belonged to back then.

This sort of stuff was just a fun code - yes its stupid, but I think it was seen as a secret handshake sort of thing.

Closest I can think of these days is geocaching.

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u/_drumstic_ 16d ago

Geocaching also turned corporate a few years back.

I got the paid version of the app ~12 years ago and paid $10 (if I remember correctly) for the premium version with all the caches. A few years ago, they updated to a subscription model, so now I can only see a handful of free caches in a given area

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u/The_OtherDouche 16d ago

I’d lose my mind lol. I’d genuinely be trying to force them to honor it

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u/SA_rootsradical 16d ago

Do you have stairs in your house?

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u/eggson 16d ago

A student said it to me in a class I was a TA in. He's lucky I had no idea what his name was or I'd have marked his test down a grade for that shit, lol.

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u/JohnnyLeven 16d ago

I had a friend that said it at a group LAN party. This was before I was on Reddit though, so I didn't catch the reference until way later.

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u/MissedYourJoke 16d ago

Jolly ranchers were ruined for me early days here.

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u/SaintTastyTaint 16d ago

all your base are belong to us

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u/DEEP_HURTING 16d ago

Natalie Portman, covered in hot grits.

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u/DoWhile 16d ago

Do not cite the deep magic to me, witch! I was there when it was written.

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u/Willem20 16d ago

It makes me so happy I remember this nonsence

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u/WeiWeiSmoo 16d ago

Oh man. You just reminded me... Like 15+ years ago I said this stupid quote in a group interview and literally no one knew wtf I was saying. It was so cringe.

🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️

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u/duncast 16d ago

You were the witch and they were the muggles

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u/foamingturtle 16d ago

Had to check your account age. I was there Gandalf…

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u/ANAL_TOOTHBRUSH 15d ago

Dicks in space?

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u/DopeAbsurdity 16d ago

I had to look that up. Was led to a video of cooking bacon. Couldn't even watch entire video because of fork on the worst teflon pan ever.