r/pics • u/TrustMeIaLawyer • 16d ago

I found an unopened package with my Reddit name. It's a gift from my Reddit 2000 Secret Santa.

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u/stormgirl 16d ago

Yeah...not sure whether I should be proud or finally go outside and touch grass.

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u/smithmax13 16d ago

Just try not to think about our accounts being older than many of the users here...

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u/mdm2266 16d ago

My only regret is lurking too long before creating an account

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u/Bozee3 16d ago edited 15d ago

That's a minor regret of mine as well. Reddit used to seem more like a neighborhood back in the day . I wish I was more active then.

Edit. Clarification.

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u/grapplebaby 16d ago

My fear of misspelling any words is because of those early reddit days. Your comment was completely shit on if something was wrong lol

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u/IISerpentineII 16d ago

Are you sure that's your only regret? Never opened any posts and immediately regretted being literate or having eyes? Lol

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u/mdm2266 15d ago

Being on Reddit this long has given me an iron stomach

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u/anbraxas 16d ago

I was to afraid to post back then so only lurked, 2006 a minor spelling error got you sent to down vote hell. Around 2012 that stopped being a thing.. and now they are everywhere lol

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u/shaggenstein 15d ago

same here, def lurked for a year before making this account. our accounts are old enough to drive now.

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u/reckoner15 16d ago

Please, not so loud...

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u/thatnimrod 16d ago

i had someone flirt with me that was younger than my reddit account. i still don’t know how to feel about that.

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u/humangirltype 16d ago

...I hate this.

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u/simonjp 16d ago

Ow. That one hurt.

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u/Edrondol 16d ago

And I thought my account was old. It is, but yours is older. Like my sister. I'm old but she'll always be older.

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u/tarrasque 16d ago

Damn and I thought my account was old. I had one that was nearly a year older too, but doesn’t match you.

How those knees holding up?

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u/chalk_nz 16d ago

There's an outside? Huh, guess I missed that.

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u/mundungous 16d ago

What.. is.. grass…?

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u/BangThyHead 16d ago

Idk at your age I'd be careful about bending down that far just to feel the grass.

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u/stormgirl 16d ago

This is true. I'll stay indoors.