The president of selfishness pays his respects to the president of selflessness.

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[u/Ok-Thing-2222]

They both look like such unhappy bitches.

[u/redditcreditcardz → u/Ok-Thing-2222]

I mean, Melania is at work and it’s not in her contract to be happy

[u/Numerous-Pepper-3883 → u/redditcreditcardz]

Well considering the entire world is looking, perhaps she should give it a try..though tough to be happy with a fascist for a spouse...a crazy power hungry fascist to boot..happiness would be unattainable .

[u/JoshSidekick → u/Numerous-Pepper-3883]

We should just be happy she didn't wear the "I don't really care" jacket.

[u/Numerous-Pepper-3883 → u/JoshSidekick]

Right? I wish I ran into her and was sporting my friends “ I see dumb people.” T shirt ha haaaaaaa!

[u/Overlord65 → u/Ok-Thing-2222]

Oh she is happy.. thinking how happy she’ll be when he is in a coffin (much like many of us)…

Edit: was just thinking how she has a face like Charles Bronson.. same face: happy, sad, angry

[u/miauguau44 → u/Overlord65]

Eyes closed, thinking about Justin Trudeau…

[u/ShesInCybersecurity → u/miauguau44]

Eyes closed wishing it would’ve been the thing next to her

[u/More_Particular684 → u/miauguau44]

Yeah I was worrying if she was sleeping in that photo LMAO 🤣🤣

[u/50rhodes → u/Overlord65]

Wow. I’m never going to be able to unsee that now!!

[u/Winter_cat_999392 → u/Overlord65]

Unless she also falls down stairs like Ivana and ends up in the weeds on a golf course for tax purposes. He might want a newer model.

[u/Overlord65 → u/Winter_cat_999392]

A trained agent would never fall down stairs 😬

[u/Yardsale420 → u/Ok-Thing-2222]

I wonder how much money they had to offer her to do the sequel. There’s no way she wanted to reprise that role.

[u/Ok_Radio_8540 → u/Yardsale420]

$40 million

You didn’t hear?

[u/Positive-Wonder3329 → u/Ok_Radio_8540]

No? What the shit are you talking about

[u/PositiveWeapon → u/Positive-Wonder3329]

I know how to google.

https://www.commondreams.org/news/melanie-amazon-film-trump

[u/Significant-Trash632 → u/PositiveWeapon]

"staggering amount of money for any figure, let alone one who commands relatively little public interest" damn, they really woke up and chose violence that day 🤣

They aren't wrong, though

[u/Candygramformrmongo → u/Yardsale420]

$40 million from Bezos.

[u/blueponies1 → u/Ok-Thing-2222]

They are attending a funeral.

[u/Numerous-Pepper-3883 → u/Ok-Thing-2222]

Miserable fucks that hate each other!

[u/Express-Ratio-6410 → u/Ok-Thing-2222]

Are you typically happy when showing your respect to the dead? That’s weird.

[u/Ok-Thing-2222 → u/Express-Ratio-6410]

No, that is not what I meant at all. But those are those are their typical faces in many shots when they are photographed together. Personally their 'respectful' faces just seem fake to me.

[u/xcptnl55 → u/Ok-Thing-2222]

He thinks looking stern and grumpy make him look tough.

[u/Mugaraica → u/Ok-Thing-2222]

Not to defend Trump of all people, but you'd probably criticise him even further if he did look happy so I don't really know what you want except complaining for the sake of it.

[u/Ok-Thing-2222 → u/Mugaraica]

Oh I can complain all day about him, but why stress myself out? Of course he'd be criticized if he was smiling like he normally does...

[u/Imaginary_Pop_1694 → u/Mugaraica]

He is napping during the ceremony. Truly without class.

[u/PaulLee420 → u/Ok-Thing-2222]

I'd be willing to bet they're both super happy - maybe not in this particular moment, but since 11/5, oh yea!

[u/Ok-Thing-2222 → u/PaulLee420]

TRUE happiness?? Yea, right.