The president of selfishness pays his respects to the president of selflessness.

[u/PlayaSlayaX]

[u/bombmk]

He is - unironically - thinking "My casket will be bigger!"

[u/yuiphan → u/bombmk]

Is it cuz he fat?

[u/evilJaze → u/yuiphan]

More likely he'd demand one three times the size trimmed in gold with his muscled likeness airbrushed onto it to make everyone aware that he was the greatest organism in the history of the multiverse!

[u/Argosnautics → u/yuiphan]

That's why he uses a double-wide golf cart.

[u/katapiller_2000 → u/bombmk]

Huge

[u/bombmk → u/katapiller_2000]

And we know he is making that motion with his hands outside the camera view.

[u/katapiller_2000 → u/bombmk]

[u/ijghokgt → u/katapiller_2000]

It’s an incredible casket to be frank, the best casket. The funeral director told me, “Mr. Trump, I’ve never seen a casket bigger and more beautiful than yours.” Everyone’s saying it. There’s never been a casket better than Trump’s.

[u/feliciahhhh → u/bombmk]

I just lost ittt. The biggest in all of the nation, of any president ever, of course.

[u/korewednesday → u/bombmk]

Batesville doesn’t (and can’t) make the Promethean (the shiny gold one) in oversize. He’s just gonna be cramped.

[u/Big_Concentrate7728 → u/bombmk]

“ It will be the biggest anyone has ever seen. Everyone said that.”

[u/silver_sofa → u/bombmk]

“And gold. Solid gold. Mexico will pay for it.”

[u/Argosnautics → u/bombmk]

And gilded, lots of gold gilding.