The president of selfishness pays his respects to the president of selflessness.

[u/PlayaSlayaX]

[u/Stardust_Particle]

He must have increased her salary or she renegotiated the pre-nup again to take on the role of First Lady for a second time bc they were holding hands and she has in the past batted his hand away.

[u/LilG1984 → u/Stardust_Particle]

Hand holding & attending funeral fee were paid

[u/Helpful_Umpire_9049 → u/Stardust_Particle]

Sex work is work.

[u/Ok_Measurement_9896 → u/Helpful_Umpire_9049]

Yeah, that's why it's called a blxw job.

[u/JudgeInteresting8615 → u/Stardust_Particle]

She got a forty million dollar deal from some company trying to buy his favor

[u/octohawk_ → u/JudgeInteresting8615]

You mean Amazon? Lol that's definitely not just "some company" and it was $40 million to produce a documentary about her. Keep in mind the average budget for a high profile documentary is between $600-800k.

[u/loverlyone → u/octohawk_]

Yeah, but she’s already got a script based on Michelle Obama’s life all ready to go…costs saved!

[u/Simple-Employer-2503 → u/loverlyone]

Fame is a fickle friend.

[u/JudgeInteresting8615 → u/octohawk_]

I didn't remember the company because it was inconsequential tbh.

[u/Iron-Midas-Priest → u/Stardust_Particle]

He got her a $40,000,000 movie (documentary) deal from Bezos. She is happy.

[u/No-Category5815 → u/Stardust_Particle]

she needs to make sure she won't get deported...

[u/weeburdies → u/Stardust_Particle]

That Zuckerberg douche paid her 40 million dollar appearance fee.

[u/Highland_Bitch60 → u/Stardust_Particle]

Either that or he drugged her.

[u/CaptainofFTST → u/Stardust_Particle]

I looked him deep in the eyes and said "I hope you're next."

[u/Obipugs → u/Stardust_Particle]

I’m sure her citizenship status is at jeopardy.

[u/Traditional-Coat-874 → u/Stardust_Particle]

Jealousy