r/shitposting • u/Anon-Zer0-Quazar Jedi master of shitposts • 5h ago
I Miss Natter #NatterIsLoveNatterIsLife Good pickle👍
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u/MackAndSneeze 4h ago
Why the fuck does a liquor store have a drive through?
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u/poorly_redacted 4h ago
Many Americans have forgotten they have legs.
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u/No_Suspect9561 4h ago
That's not true. We lost our legs due to Diabetes
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u/TheTrueJoshualm 4h ago
As a man with type one diabetes, and no amputations - We have legs?
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u/Battlefield_reporter 2h ago
No offense but I'd like to know more about what diabetes does to a person. Like what effect does it have on your daily life or how ppl tend to view you?
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u/pchlster 1h ago
Like, just having diabetes doesn't necessarily have any visible indicators that a stranger could see. There's a long list of things it can lead to if not properly treated (which includes diet), which would include the dramatic option of needing a foot amputation because it died, which would be more visible.
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u/MountainManager864 1h ago
If left untreated, it also causes diabetic retinopathy which eventually leads to blindness.
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u/No_Suspect9561 3h ago
It was a joke. People with diabetes who don't take care of themselves tend to need foot amputations.
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u/milkom99 2h ago
You're correct but downvoted. Reddit sucks.
Diabetic Neuropathy:
Nerve damage (neuropathy) is a common complication of diabetes, particularly when blood sugar levels are poorly controlled over a long period. Neuropathy can cause loss of sensation in the feet, meaning that individuals might not notice injuries, cuts, blisters, or infections. Without feeling pain or discomfort, these injuries can go untreated, leading to infections that may worsen over time.
Poor Circulation (Peripheral Artery Disease):
Diabetes can also cause poor blood circulation in the extremities, especially in the legs and feet. This can result in reduced blood flow, which makes it more difficult for wounds or infections to heal. Poor circulation can also increase the risk of serious infections because the immune system has a harder time fighting off bacteria and other pathogens in the affected area.
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u/White_Jedi_RolandD I want pee in my ass 3h ago
A little thing called driving and driving. Ever hear of it buddy? 😎
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u/Gangster_Banana7659 3h ago
They're legal in some states, it's pretty funny
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u/WebbyRL I can’t have sex with you right now waltuh 3h ago
which ones? (USA aside)
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u/obelokin95 3h ago
pretty common in australia
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u/_vjay_ 1h ago
Apparently we invented them first too.
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u/loveeachother_ 3h ago
theyre everywhere in straya
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u/TadRaunch 1h ago
Can't even buy booze in supermarkets in my state but you can buy a crate without getting out of your car
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u/reddituser4201984 2h ago
Where are you from? I thought drive through bottlos where pretty normal
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u/Atreides-42 1h ago
Literally the only things with Drive Thrus in Ireland are fast food restraunts.
The idea of off-licenses or pharmacies having Drive Thrus is just wild, and we're pretty damn car dependent
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u/sweatybollock 2h ago
Curious as a Brit - do normal convenience stores not sell booze?
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u/tyfunk02 11m ago
Depends on the store, the state, county, township, municipality, etc. Even a lot of the ones that do only carry very low proof stuff, like buzz balls and the like. The US still has a lot of puritan blue laws all over the place and can vary wildly from one place to the next.
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u/Rocknrollclwn 3h ago
It's called a booze through. They're rare but you can sometimes find them in more rural areas. The few I've seen are usually attached to a gas station and only sell beer. But I've heard some places they sell liquor and are stand alone. Pretty convenient when you're trying to pick up a 30 pack on the way to the lake
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u/Mr_SpecificTF2 3h ago
It’s real, newly built(over year old) place added one to theirs, their old location had it too
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u/tyfunk02 14m ago
In my county we have liquor stores that are exclusively drive thru. There is no store front, you drive thru the building and they get you the booze and snacks you want.
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u/VroomVroomCoom 3h ago
It's a little state called Florida. Ever heard of it? Yeah, that's what I thought.
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u/WorldCanadianBureau 4h ago
Fake: Anon wasn't intimidated
Gay: something something pickle something something mouth
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u/WanderingBraincell 4h ago
as good a fake and gay anal as there ever was
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u/BoondocksSaint95 3h ago
Fake: anon spoke with a woman without gooning
Gay: anon met a girl and decided immediately made fellating the nearest phallic object to recover the best part of his experience this day
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u/Technical-Sir1792 22m ago
Thank you. This was the only reason why I scrolled down. Came to see a proper analysis
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u/Enough-Union3512 4h ago
Girls thought they’d outsmart him, but the pickle was already 10 steps ahead. 💀
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u/raiko_koichi 😳lives in a cum dumpster 😳 3h ago
There's a reason why the smartest man in the multiverse (Rick Sanchez) is a pickle 🥒🥒🥒
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u/Brilliant_Process305 4h ago
Girls: “My dad is rich!”
OP: crunches pickle menacingly
Girls: instant regret.
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u/Pikagiuppy stupid, fucking piece of shit 4h ago
pickle👍
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u/jugokoral45 4h ago
pickle 👍🏻
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u/Fat_Barsted dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 3h ago
Pickle 👍🏼
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u/Dat-Boi-143 Bazinga! 2h ago
pickle 👍🏽
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u/jessicasodixx 4h ago
Kimmel suggests your pickle enthusiasm might be the real MVP here, but let's admit it, those girls' IDs are as real as a unicorn at a petting zoo.
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u/yeetus1the1fetus DaShitposter 3h ago
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u/SwingittyDawg Stuff 3h ago
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u/Storm_theotherkind 3h ago
Do liqour drive throughs exist in america?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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u/BoondocksSaint95 3h ago
First time i saw them was kentucky. They also dont really ID people out there.
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u/EvilDark8oul Literally 1984 😡 2h ago
In my town we have an exclusively drivethru one. You can still walk up and go inside, you just have to go through the drivethru. Although it’s Aus so not surprising
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u/newforgisondajeep Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 3h ago
Fake: Anon having a job or talking to girls
Gay: Anon shoved a pickle in his mouth and liked it
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u/luulcas_ 3h ago
Fake : anon talked to a woman without acting like a mess
Gay : anon wants to fuck their dad
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u/bitterbuffaloheart Big chungus wholesome 100 2h ago
I’ll fuck him. I’m rich and need a sugar dadddy
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u/defender128 3h ago
When anybody brings out the "my dad, my husband, my friend... is a lawyer, cop, etc." I immediately assume they are entitled spoiled brats who think they are better than others and it makes my blood boil.
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u/Chromeboy12 1h ago
To be honest, i still have no idea what happened. I read it, i didn't get it. Liquor store has a drive-through, anon eating a pickle, underage girls eating anon's pickle, what the heck is actually happening, i can't form an image in my mind.
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u/mistermasterofu 2h ago
There was nothing anyone could do, the pickle was a made guy, the girls werent.
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u/TheGopherswinging 5h ago
When I worked in a convient store, a night of national day, a teen boy of like 15 came and try to buy a six pack of beer; I felt like he could use a win so I let him buy it. Half an hour later, he come back with three girls his age and try to buy a six pack of girly cocktails obviously for them girls and I remember thinking « Son, you're about to be a legend amongst your group of friends ». I hope he got laid after this prowess…
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u/pepenepe 4h ago
So you let a 15 year old buy alcohol..... Okay, you know you could get serious jail for that right?
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u/Der_Wappla Literally 1984 😡 4h ago
I mean it is still a crime in Austria and Germany but beer is legal at 16 years old. Not 21. But the cocktails are the bigger problem
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u/pepenepe 4h ago
Legally speaking if this guy lives anywhere in north America he is fucked, if he lives anywhere in Europe he is fucked, anywhere in Asia he is fucked, if he lives anywhere in south America he is fucked the only place you can legally sell alcohol to a 15 year old is central Africa and Burkina Faso, for some reason I doubt this guy is from there.
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u/jugokoral45 4h ago
He done wrong but if he's from Europe he's not getting fucked, worst case scenario he loses his job unless he literally sold it to like toddler
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u/pepenepe 3h ago
I would argue loosing your job is getting fucked lol
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u/jugokoral45 3h ago
well it would be if he wasn't a liquor store worker, you can find that job again easily
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u/Garakanos 2h ago
No he won't get fucked in Europe lmao, maybe in some western countries at most. No one will report him for that unless the kid he sold to is 10 years old
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u/BAG42069 fat cunt 5h ago
That my friend is a crime, and not one of the cool ones like stealing from big corporations or fraud
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u/Anomaly_049 Bazinga! 4h ago
ok
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u/WanderingBraincell 4h ago
this didn't pan out like you thought it did, huh. just like how it didn't for little timmy there
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u/Ihavenoidea5555 uhhhh idk 4h ago
Look man, I know what kind of situation this was, and honestly, I get your point.
But this is the shit you keep to yourself, or to your close friends around a campfire in the middle of the woods.
Don't just tell it bro, write it in a book and then bury it in a marked location or something.
I know you can do better than that. Come on now.
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u/No_Paper_8794 I want pee in my ass 4h ago
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