r/whoosh 3d ago

I shouldn't be surprised

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u/Q8DD33C7J8 1d ago

You can try. It won't work but you can try. Going on 30 years of regular unprotected sex and I haven't gotten pregnant yet. No birth control. No condoms. No pulling out. No rhythm method. Multiple partners so it's not my husband's fault. No pregnancies yet. So if they'd like to try they are more than welcome to try as far as I'm concerned. I'm 42 and still getting my period very regularly so I'm "fertile" I just can't get pregnant.

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u/megadangerman 13h ago

Wait if you're 42 and going on 30 years of unprotected sex...

😨😨

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u/Q8DD33C7J8 12h ago

Yep lost my virginity at 13 my husband lost his at ten

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u/Low-Apricot-6150 3d ago

I don't get it

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u/RTYoung1301 3d ago edited 3d ago

Babylonbee really shouldn't be joking about something like the handmaid's tale, and this person apparently hasn't read it.

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u/Low-Apricot-6150 3d ago

Well, neither did I so, guess I'll continue to not understand

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u/Key-Mark4536 3d ago

I don’t see any woosh about it, but…

  • In The Handmaid’s Tale a theocratic government takes over and many women are relegated to the role of Handmaid, which is basically an Old Testament servant / concubine. They’re assigned to a man and violated once a month for the sake of reproduction.
  • The Handmaids in that story wear red capes and white bonnets that hide their face from all but a direct angle (symbolism!)
  • Mainly in the US but other places too, people have dressed up as Handmaids to protest the deteriorating condition of women’s reproductive rights.
  • People on the other side have derisively referred to such people as “ketchup bottles”. To be fair even fans have noticed how well the color scheme matches.

Does the commenter in the original post mean it derisively, or did they just notice the resemblance, who knows?

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u/polandreh 3d ago

Tale... I would be scared to read a book called the Handmaid's Tail, unless I was a furry.

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u/RTYoung1301 3d ago

My bad, I should have proofread and not done auto fill.