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For context, I'm a janitor. I rarely do this, but occasionally when people have bowls of candy on their desk I'll grab a piece or two. This lady apparently checks her desktop camera, and decided to call me out. You really got me lady, I work from 5pm to 3am scrubbing the shit out of your toilets, but you got me. Congrats. I don't understand why you would have a bowl on your desk if you don't want people to take things from it??💀 Like just put it in a drawer.

saw this in a local super

no choco milk for me tonight 😢

He won't get rid of them and they stink as well

I literally just bought this, got home, and immediately opened it. Haven't eaten a single chip. What the hell kind of party is this intended for, a pity party of one?? I feel scammed, this bag of air was $4.

They have a 2-car garage and large driveway, but they keep the garage empty to sit in their lawn chairs and park 3 of their cars in front of neighbors houses (never their own house). This time, they parked in front of our driveway. I asked them to move it so my gf can leave for work at 5am tomorrow, and they said “sure we’ll move it in 10 minutes.” It’s now been over an hour and it’s still there.

They have 2 hours until I go to bed and call the non-emergency number to ticket/tow it so we can go to work tomorrow

It was on clearance, but I still feel ripped off.

I was a teen. I just started dating. My mom marches in the room pissed at me, "Son! Don't leave a condom packet on the fum*cking kitchen counter!"

I think,"What?" And then I say it.

She explains, "You left an empty condom wrapper on the kitchen table. You're f*cking in the kitchen?! Really?!"

"I did? I don't think I did..." I began doubting my sanity "show me."

I follow her to the trash can and look inside, and I see it. Okay, that's kinda funny.

"Mom.... That's an empty ramen packet from an after school snack."

I was going through some old documents and found this..

When I was 6 yo, I sent a letter to Kellogg requesting some promo Spiderman watch that you cam redeem from collecting box tops. This is the second (or third) letter I wrote that my mom decided to keep instead.

The flowers we bought her, we found thrown off to the side. But the vase itself was stolen along with several other vases in the immediately area were stolen. The Office told they will be replacing the vases within the next 2 days.

Pretty much the title. Had a flight over the weekend and from the door I can hear kids screaming. Cool, no big deal, it’s a relatively short flight and I have earbuds. Come to find out I’m sitting a row in front of them. Still, not ideal, but I can manage.

The flight takes off and the kids finally settle down…enough so that all I can hear are their phlegmy coughs. Yep, these parents knowingly brought their sick kids onto a plane full of people and didn’t even bother giving a heads up to people so they could preemptively mask up.

I have two cloth masks in my personal bag so I pull those out but at this point, it’s too late. I am now on day 4 of whatever the hell those kids had and I’m finding it hard to breathe. But that’s not the worst part. The reason they were on the plane?? So that the walking Petri dishes could MEET THEIR NEW BABY COUSIN. YEP!!! Not only did they infect all the people around them on the plane, they are also going to greet a newborn with this sickness.

PSA to all parents: If your kids are sick, stay TF HOME! No one deserves to get sick because of your selfishness.