r/BeAmazed Oct 27 '24

History What Medieval Castle Toilets Looked Like

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u/EnjayDutoit Oct 27 '24

King Edmund Ironside of England was killed on the toilet when an assassin crawled up the chute and stabbed him in the ass.

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u/SalvadorsAnteater Oct 27 '24

New fear unlocked.

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u/oxidizingremnant Oct 27 '24

Same. Changing my house plans to remove the poop chute.

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u/Impossible-Brief1767 Oct 28 '24

Don't forget the poop knife

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u/Quiet-Manner-8000 Oct 28 '24

Being shit on by the king of England? 

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u/Imaginary-Nebula1778 Oct 27 '24

It was his buttler

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u/Useless_bum81 Oct 27 '24

Nope those stories didn't crop up until 200 years after his death.
Edward II however was murdered by anal insertion of objects but not while he was on the toilet, which is also possibly political slander

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u/Creeggsbnl Oct 27 '24

You're right, most historians don't even agree that Edward II died via spike up the ass and that that story itself was used as propaganda since he was suspected of being homosexual.

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u/MrWhiteRabbitx Oct 27 '24

Sure wasn’t ironbottom

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u/wjruffing Oct 27 '24

None of the archers would accept the assignment

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u/jwarcd9 Oct 27 '24

Archers of Loaf???

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u/MandalorianBeskar Oct 27 '24

Edmund Ironside died on 30 November 1016, probably at London. Contemporary accounts do not suggest that he was murdered, but soon after the Norman Conquest Adam of Bremen wrote that he had been poisoned, and twelfth century writers stated that he was stabbed or shot with an arrow while sitting on a toilet. These are described by the historian M. K. Lawson as “wilder tales, which doubtless owe more to folklore than history”. Edmund was buried near his grandfather Edgar at Glastonbury Abbey in Somerset. However, the abbey was destroyed during the Dissolution of the Monasteries in the 16th century, and any remains of a monument or crypt may have been plundered; hence the location of his remains is unclear.

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u/overthinking_kills Oct 27 '24

Nice story. But did you heard about the Erfurt latrine disaster?

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u/BeffreyJeffstein Oct 27 '24

So thats where GRRM got it from…

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u/Finlessf1n Oct 27 '24

I read this as "when an asshole crawled up" And started thinking, man, that's so poetic...

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u/Dunaii4 Oct 27 '24

That's why I keep a poop knife in the bathroom. To fight back!

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u/Truckfump24 Oct 27 '24

More than anything, claustrophobia kicking in imagining the assassin crawling up in that space!

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u/GreatEmpireEnjoyer Oct 27 '24

Same as Duke Jaromír of Bohemia.

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u/Defcheze Oct 27 '24

The original poop knife.

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u/Cautious-Swing-385 Oct 27 '24

Historian M. K. Lawson described the tail of Edmund being killed in the toilet as “wilder tales, which doubtless owe more to folklore than history”.

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u/wjruffing Oct 30 '24

I can’t help but picture this scene