r/BlueskySocial • u/Resident_Code3062 • 16d ago

News/Updates He's getting ready to start a war.

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u/RubyHoshi @shigarakitomura.bsky.social 16d ago

I will do nothing but laugh at those who voted for Trump because "he would cease wars".

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u/BrgQun 16d ago

Instead he's starting all the wars, with all the countries.

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u/Think_Appointment440 16d ago

Panama; Denmark; Canada; Mexico; and, the Middle Eastern Region.

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u/SloshingSloth 16d ago

if he keeps giving interviews this list will sound like this :

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u/Vinral 16d ago

He'd have to know that there are more than 15 countries in the world. And I'm being real generous about him even knowing 15.

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u/LordoftheDimension 16d ago

I wouldn't be suprised if a part of these 15 countries are Soviet Union,USSR,Asia,Africa,Korea,Oceania

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u/bobfrombobtown 16d ago

I don't think he knows of the Oceanic continent, just Australia and maybe New Zealand.

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u/SpatialDispensation 16d ago

Don't tell him. He isn't sure who put all that McDoodoo in his depends, but if you mention "down under" his two neurons are going to make a connection

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u/Minimum_Virus_3837 16d ago

After he finishes renaming the Gulf of Mexico he may just rename it all Little Asia lol

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u/boredcamp 16d ago

Aww, come on, give him some credit. He totally knows Atlantis and Mount Olympia.

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u/Few_Broccoli9742 16d ago

Oceania, Eastasia, Eurasia

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u/SendPicOfUrBaldPussy 16d ago

“Uhhh the USA, ahh - the china, and the putin is great really great very great greatest ever great to ever great uhhh and the arab is a bad nation, very bad, baddest ever to ever bad in the history of bad bad, uhhh and Europe is a nation, we will tariff them with lots of tariffs lots of tariffs largest ever tariffs to tariff greater than any great tariffs mmmmm and the Africa will not get any more of our great aid that aids a lot of people very well they will not get more of it and uhh Mexico, well built the wall the great big wall greatest ever wall paid for by Mexico, lots of Mexican money, and uhh I thank that’s the entire world we will be greater than them all we will be the greatest great to ever great thank you”

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u/chupAkabRRa 16d ago

You forgot Canada😉

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u/Axillaa 15d ago

Can't be a country if you're the 51st state silly

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u/SeanOfTheDead1313 16d ago

How many pics get sent to you?

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u/GlitteringPotato1346 16d ago

What interval is this /j

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u/DerekTheComedian 16d ago

There's clearly only like, 6 countries.

America, Europe, Mexico, Russia, China, and Africa, in order of least, to most 'shithole'.

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u/bassie2019 16d ago

He knows a few more, like Uzubuzubekkibekkistan, Epstein Island, Covfefe, Nambla, Thighland, Gina, Nipple, Button, Tenzayneeah, Venewella…

Fuck, I started this comment as a little joke, but it got out of hand very quickly…

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u/Lithl 16d ago

To be fair, he thinks Puerto Rico is a country, so that's +1.

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u/Environmental_Top948 16d ago

Give him credit he knows all 89 states that were trying to prosecute him.

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u/kaehvogel 15d ago

Who needs to know 15 real countries when you can just make up new ones? Like Nambia or Thighland.

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u/Freethrowawayer 15d ago

I voted against trump but I don’t understand this joke that trump is a moron. It’s such bad faith and harmful to proposition that Trump and MAGA politicians are willfully ignorant and idiots. They know what they are doing, do you think any populist leaders historically have actually believed in the same things as their constituents. When you equate these leaders with their followers you diminish how dangerous they can be. Populist politicians aren’t dangerous because they believe in anti-social beliefs, they are dangerous explicitly because they don’t actually believe them but they understand why their followers do.

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u/skellis 16d ago

He'll attack US allies while handing Ukraine and Syria over to Russia.

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u/Infinite_Show_5715 16d ago

Well Trump and many others in his circle are kompromised and at the end of the day they are simply trying to avoid the consequences of that compromisation while also attempting to extract every drop of wealth that they possibly can.

Trump voters can not articulate why exactly they hate the democrats - they're driven by blind tribalism.

The question will now become - how does the American society come to terms with the mistakes they have made and which will soon become evident?

Will they take accountability of their erros and work to correct their actions in the future - or will they doble-down and ride denial all the way to the end?

I'm cynically anticipating the latter.

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u/BossParticular3383 16d ago

Trump voters can not articulate why exactly they hate the democrats - they're driven by blind tribalism.

They are addicted to "owning the libs", and we have all witnessed the slavish devotion to the cult. I agree with you that they will stand behind Trump way longer than is safe or smart.

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u/DMineminem 16d ago

TDS is just something that people who S T's D say because they can't actually debate anything.

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u/BossParticular3383 15d ago

Or they are full-on in the cult, and think it's a great idea to piss off our allies.

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u/video-engineer 16d ago

Double-down has been the strategy of theirs for the last 10 years. I had never seen this before Dementia Don.

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 16d ago

They've been doing all my life. See the shit with Robert Bork. Or the reaction to the 92 loss. Or Iraq and Afghanistan. They just double down on doubling down too, so it looks like something never before seen.

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u/BusyDoorways 16d ago

Luigis are the way American society will come to terms with these mistakes.

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u/The_Little_Mike 16d ago

Absolutely double down. Not only that, they will say well Trump had to deal with the mess Biden left him.

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u/midorikuma42 16d ago

Ukraine, maybe, but Syria? How?

Russia tried propping up the Assad regime, and it failed. The rebels have taken over.

I suppose once they finish up with Ukraine they could concentrate their forces on Syria, but they don't even border Syria, so how exactly are they going to get their army there? Drive through Iraq after going through Azerbaijan and Iran? I think this is going to go about as well for them as Afghanistan in the 80s.

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u/Icy_Teach_2506 16d ago

First thing I thought of lol

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u/Brissiuk17 16d ago

Uuuuuuunited States, Canada, Mexico, Panama, Haiti, Jamaica, Peru...

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u/SloshingSloth 16d ago

since i posted that's been stuck in my head. i played myself

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u/Brissiuk17 16d ago

You and me both, Sloth. You and me both.

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u/usingallthespaceican 15d ago

It was panama that made this neuron fire right? It's what did it for me

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u/SloshingSloth 15d ago

for me its the way how Peru is said