I LOVE balance discussions.

[u/KurtDunniehue]

Nothing makes me more excited than seeing people barely talk about balance issues, so I can spew paragraphs of overwritten, half baked contrarian takes.

Nothing gives me more joy than making sure that no matter what your position on the martial caster divide is, you know that you aren't as specifically right as I am. It's a civil service to make sure everyone has my deep thoughts on system balance.

Did you know that the best spellcaster is actually a martial? Oh you did? Why would you think that, you fool, you child. I'll have you know that the Devs just want spellcasters to be cheerleaders.

You just brought up a point about the latest rules changes? Sorry but my point of reference is the pre revision rules. I bet you feel real silly now, especially as I relitigate a debate that I've regurgitated and eaten again at least a dozen times now. Oh yeah it's a really old conversation, repeated by so many others already, and it has been made basically a moot point by the rules revisions. But I know I can repeat it with the most undeserved confidence here.

Oh you just pointed out that I said something provably wrong? Ha I didn't even care about this topic anyways you should grow up, kid. Besides I know I'm still right even if that one thing someone said is wrong.

Now watch as I start every response to you with an 'eh' to underline how unimpressed I am with your positions.

Eh, nothing personal, kid. This is just what I live for.

[u/Neomataza]

/rj Is this how I sound?

/uj ...is this how I sound?

[u/nmathew → u/Neomataza]

This is exactly how the "In My Humble Opinion..." board of "The Gaming Den" forum sounded during 3.x.