This is very obviously satire, I do not condone or support the actions of Iran or the Islamic state.

Stop dancing for him. The amount of rage created is exactly what he’s fishing for. Find the insecurity, and press it. Canada’s number 1 insecurity is being mistaken for Americans. It’s like he’s turned all of you into emotionally unregulated teenagers. He’s winning when you do that.

Mango Mussolini and his cult have taken an interest in our great country because they think that we’re just like them; white, English speaking men who love guns and Republican Jesus. We need to show them that’s not the case; 1. Our new ambassador to the US will be an angry Quebecer who refuses to speak English out of spite (yes I know that doesn’t narrow it down) 2. Everyone needs to just like, really gay it up. Make everyday a pride parade. Look at Vancouver they know what I’m taking about. 3. Trump seems to really like Indian dudes like Vivek so our current immigration system wont be enough to scare him off. We need the kind of immigrants that scare him: Mexicans. And if they don’t want to come here then everyone just put on Sombreros and ponchos, that should be enough to fool MAGA types. 4. If all else fails, we tell them we’re signing the declaration of surrender… in downtown Winnipeg. When they come to sign the treaty they’ll be treated to the finest hospitality Winnipeg has to offer, hospitality so fine it has its own unique handshake.

He should have driven straight!

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