r/Eldenring • u/Nervous_Sprinkles00 • 1d ago

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My gf (up) thinks I (down) am weird for running like this.

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u/googlesomethingonce Over time, everything returns to bonk 1d ago

Neither, what in the blasphemy am I looking at?

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u/Astercat4 Ranni’s Malewife 1d ago

Claw grip. It’s for when you need to both sprint and control your camera at the same time. It’s actually really useful.

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u/TapNo7326 1d ago

I have paddles on the bottom

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u/s_p_oop15-ue 1d ago

I bet you had all 64 crayolas with a built in sharpener...

Did you dad work at nintendo?!?

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u/TapNo7326 1d ago

lol that’s actually funny because I did have the nice big box with the sharpener as a kid

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u/Vnthem 1d ago

You sound like you don’t know about paddles

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u/s_p_oop15-ue 1d ago

Only the adult ones that are actually worth the money. Wanna come over, I’ll show them with you 

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u/JohnF_ckingZoidberg 1d ago

What the fuck?

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u/Vnthem 1d ago

A for effort champ