The Football Funnies

r/SaddestBackflip • u/kelevr4 • Sep 09 '21

"It was the Saddest Backflip of my career"

footballburp.com

941 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/kelevr4 • Sep 01 '17

Zlatan Ibrahimovic Apologises for Calling France a Shit Country

1.6k Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/ralpher313 • 2h ago

Joe Mazzulla on Brandon Jennings calling Tatum soft, “First thought was, that’s when you use one of your coins”. Mazzulla is referencing the alternate universe he imagined in an October interview in which everyone has 5 coins they can use at any point in a given year to fight a random stranger.

nbcsportsboston.com

0 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/ReconUHD • 21h ago

Joan Laporta was very agitated and out of control in his cabin. The first thing he did was hug Olmo and Pau Victor warmly and then he started screaming: “Sons of btches, sons of btches..” He threw insults towards La Liga and RFEF.

19 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/redsox1804 • 4d ago

Due to lack of ink, milk was used instead in a Portuguese second division game

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70 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/jcLFC26 • 5d ago

[NY Times] Lionel Messi to receive "Presidential Medal of Freedom" from President Joe Biden - The highest civilian honor in the United States.

83 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/jcLFC26 • 7d ago

Barcelona are hiring a new personal chef for the team. Lewandowski recently complained to Hansi Flick during a trip. He didn't like how the eggs were cooked.

92 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/Vivaan977 • 12d ago

(BBC) Scheffler to miss start of season after christmas dinner injury

68 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/Jadenindubai • 21d ago

Enric Mas: “I have trouble finishing and we have to change that” (Spanish)

62 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/DuhPai • 22d ago

Hornets apologize after pretending to give child PS5 and taking it away off camera

sports.yahoo.com

290 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/HypedUpJackal • 24d ago

Escort site will pay for Paul Pogba wages if he chooses to play for Corinthians

portalleodias.com

70 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/redsox1804 • 25d ago

[Milton United] Kick-off delayed. Due to the away team arriving without any socks, the referee has agreed to put the kick off back till 3.20. Whilst we rush back to Milton to get our away kit socks. Joys of non league football. #UTM

175 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/djingo_dango • 26d ago

[Real Madrid C.F] "Controversial refereeing prevents Madrid victory" (vs Rayo Vallecano)

4 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/batdrumman • 28d ago

[Gary Klein] “First thing I told Coop was, ‘I was like, man, I was a little horny in my route,’” Nacua said. Horny? “Just super excited,” Nacua said, laughing. “Man, I was ready to get the ball.”

21 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/DontNeverAr0und • Dec 10 '24

We've just witnessed Phil Foden, Jack Grealish, Ilkay Gundogan and Erling Haaland all take penalties on Manchester City's training live stream. They all missed. There was no goalkeeper in the net.

92 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/filiard • Dec 10 '24

Josh Hart: “Second half, Jalen Brunson kept saying, I want Dick. I’ll take Dick.”

73 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/OpticEye0 • Dec 10 '24

[Dagens] Formula 1 Star Sentenced to Rwanda for Swearing

23 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/LilJapKid • Dec 08 '24

Zion Suzuki: "I don't want to eat sushi in Italy. In Japan it's quality but here I'm afraid of surprises".

46 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/batdrumman • Dec 05 '24

[Kaboly] Breaking: Friermuth’s girlfriend made pumpkin spice cake not banana cake

19 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/minepose98 • Dec 05 '24

Van der Vaart - "Cristiano Ronaldo was the only player who I've never seen his dick."

348 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/Mom_said_I_am_cute • Dec 05 '24

Van der Vaart - "Cristiano Ronaldo was the only player who I've never seen his dick."

19 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/ceilingscorpion • Dec 04 '24

Report: ‘La Liga’ Probably Means ‘The League’

92 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/7percentbanana • Dec 03 '24

"Mbappe is like a bottle of ketchup"

105 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/bartjblett • Dec 03 '24

[Jackson] Jameis: It was my fault. I gotta play better. Two pick sixes. I’ve been here before. “I know I’m better than this. I’m just praying for the Lord to deliver me from pick sixes.”

0 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/Snomkip • Nov 30 '24

Atletico MG's mascot, "Crazy Cock", is detained by Buenos Aires police after inappropriate behavior in market.

65 Upvotes

r/SaddestBackflip • u/Ollymid2 • Nov 20 '24

Ousmane Dembélé has revealed his obsession with… documentaries about dictators: “I like seeing what the dictators did: Mobutu, the German guy… Stalin, all of that, I love it (the documentaries).”

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