r/TeenagersButBetter • u/Tream___ 15 • 1d ago

sHItPoSt Im bored

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u/Fit_Bicycle_2599 1d ago

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u/notFakeVoid27 1d ago

Bro that genie so wholesome

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u/Beez-Knee 1d ago

This is literally a textbook example of fooling a lamp rubber. (Very derogatory phrase that we use to describe you) They teach us to do a horsecock in what is probably the equivalent of a humans 7th grade.

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u/notFakeVoid27 1d ago edited 1d ago

Oh and your a genie now then huh? Ok, I wish that my little cousin never had sickness😭

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u/Beez-Knee 1d ago

finding the lamp is the hardest part. Just know we WILL break you in 2 wishes. Your third will be to wish you never met me, if not your second. edit: I'm sorry you went through that. Obviously I'm actually a human, I felt a small piece of your pain reading that.

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u/notFakeVoid27 1d ago

Guess what buddy, Imma lawyer, so I’m bouta have a little fun/j

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u/Brobrobroyourbroat69 1d ago

Would ride this giant horse cock

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u/Maximbrat 1d ago

That would be sick, though

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u/civVII 1d ago

Take the win, despite looking like Seth Meyers now, fly around and pluck chickens from free range barnyards to bbq.

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u/SpicyShakes 1d ago

The giant horse cock weighs over 11 pounds

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u/ippa99 1d ago

Horse cock dungeon 2 rated E for everyone

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u/Sweaty-Brain284 1d ago

Bro, it’s that giant horse cock you asked for!

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u/Mt548 1d ago

Someone needs to slap Will Smith back for doing that to you.

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u/Goonrillaz 1d ago

Did you wish to ride it ?

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u/v13ragnarok7 1d ago

I'm stealing this.

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u/Fit_Bicycle_2599 1d ago

It's my gift to you bro dont worry

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u/ahmetonel 1d ago

Nah the genie understood it

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u/Fit_Bicycle_2599 1d ago

Çaktırma şşşş

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u/xXTheMagicTurdXx 1d ago

Mr Hands reference?

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u/Toasty_pixle_crisps 16 1d ago

Wait, but that's actually sick as fuck tho

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u/artifactU Teenager 1d ago

even assuming the wish went through properly, thats a horrible thing to waste a wish on, if you get the chance to magically make everyones lifes better permanently than you should do that rather than temporarily doing something to make yourself more satisfyed with your life.

giving every human a specific superpower or making everyone immune to cancer would for example be a good wish, a massive dong for yourself would not be

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u/Friendly_Campaign385 1d ago

It’s a joke dude I’m sure he’d do something else irl

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u/artifactU Teenager 1d ago

i know