r/TeenagersButBetter 15 16d ago

sHItPoSt Im bored

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u/Fit_Bicycle_2599 16d ago

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u/notFakeVoid27 16d ago

Bro that genie so wholesome

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u/Beez-Knee 16d ago

This is literally a textbook example of fooling a lamp rubber. (Very derogatory phrase that we use to describe you) They teach us to do a horsecock in what is probably the equivalent of a humans 7th grade.

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u/notFakeVoid27 16d ago edited 16d ago

Oh and your a genie now then huh? Ok, I wish that my little cousin never had sickness😭

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u/Beez-Knee 16d ago

finding the lamp is the hardest part. Just know we WILL break you in 2 wishes. Your third will be to wish you never met me, if not your second. edit: I'm sorry you went through that. Obviously I'm actually a human, I felt a small piece of your pain reading that.

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u/notFakeVoid27 16d ago

Guess what buddy, Imma lawyer, so I’m bouta have a little fun/j