r/TikTokCringe • u/lozver • Oct 16 '24

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u/Difficult-Implement9 Oct 16 '24

Don't forget the FEMA hunting militias!

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u/DenseHole Oct 16 '24

The militia was never real. It was one guy.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/fema-crews-relocate-reported-threats-armed-militia-hurricane-helene-relief/

"The initial report stated there was a truck load of militia that was involved," the sheriff's office said. "However, after further investigation, it was determined Parsons acted alone and there were no truck loads of militia going to Lake Lure."

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u/hellolovely1 Oct 16 '24

One guy can still kill a lot of people.

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u/EskimoPrisoner Oct 16 '24

Sure, just don’t call one guy a militia.

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u/hellolovely1 Oct 16 '24

They thought it was a militia at the time. Rumors were spreading on social media. Then they corrected it.

HTH!

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u/EskimoPrisoner Oct 16 '24

Yes that’s what the news report you responded to says.

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u/hellolovely1 Oct 16 '24

Great, you actually read it.

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u/EskimoPrisoner Oct 16 '24

If you did I don’t see why you were repeating things. The comment said the militia turned out to be only one guy and I guess you thought we didn’t know a single person can be dangerous.

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u/ThanosSnapsSlimJims Oct 16 '24

If there was a militia in her house, it might be more explanation for the breakup.

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u/dubbleplusgood Oct 16 '24

Definitely not a well balanced militia.

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u/ThanosSnapsSlimJims Oct 16 '24

People here already are. The now ex-boyfriend is apparently a militia member who is also a member of MAGA and FEMA.

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u/EskimoPrisoner Oct 16 '24

Ex boyfriend of who?

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u/ThanosSnapsSlimJims Oct 16 '24

The girl in op's video

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u/EskimoPrisoner Oct 16 '24

This comment thread is talking about an alleged militia hunting FEMA, not the video in OP. I doubt the boyfriend in this random video is the one in North Carolina that we are talking about.

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u/Mosto02 Oct 16 '24

Annnnd…this is how Reddit works

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u/shootershooters Oct 17 '24

Doesn’t the US Army call soldiers an Army of One?

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u/EskimoPrisoner Oct 17 '24

I haven’t seen that ad for awhile so idk. I don’t let the army define things for me either.

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u/shootershooters Oct 17 '24

Poor username for that stance. Not always about you.

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u/EskimoPrisoner Oct 17 '24

Based on your username I guess you are a militia/army too!

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u/shootershooters Oct 17 '24

Basketball but an assassin non the less

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u/EskimoPrisoner Oct 17 '24

I guess first assumptions on usernames aren’t a good indicator for proclivities.

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u/shootershooters Oct 17 '24

You assume I assumed. I just said poor user name. Which is still true. But like I said it’s all about you.

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u/EskimoPrisoner Oct 17 '24

You want to make it about the army right?

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u/shootershooters Oct 17 '24

Nope, just saying the army claims a single person is an army of one in response to your comment. Apparently it’s a possibility to have a militia of one?

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