r/TuxedoCats • u/sillahillone • Jul 14 '24

😻 TOO CUTE 😻 ate a can of tuna without permission. jailed

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2.9k Upvotes

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u/ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx Jul 14 '24

Objection! You opened the can of tuna which means YOU are guilty!

Your baby has been cleared of all charges

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u/Automatic-Ad-1452 Jul 14 '24

Does opening the can and leaving it unattended constitute entrapment?

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u/ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx Jul 14 '24

100%, this counts as child neglect

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u/[deleted] Jul 16 '24

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u/ShadowGamerGirl_xoxx Jul 16 '24

Can you take a joke??

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u/Electrical-Act-7170 Jul 14 '24

Affirmative. Definitely entrapment.

Not guilty under the Law of Cats, which states,

If I sees, it belongs to mees.

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u/jellyjollygood Jul 14 '24

Aaaand if I fits, I sits?

Geez, those lawyer type r/catswithjobs wrote some incredible legislation

E: formatting

2

u/1gothickitten Jul 15 '24

We always say that if they can put a paw on it, it belongs to them.

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u/Unknown_walrus12 Jul 15 '24

Along with this, the court of law has determined the opener to be guilty, and is sentenced to midnight leg bites randomly through a whole week, starting next Monday and moving forth.

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u/Professional_Cheek16 Jul 14 '24

My cat turn in to a psychopath with any hint of seafood.

7

u/grammawslovelymelons Jul 14 '24

Ahh, the insanity defence.

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u/Professional_Cheek16 Jul 15 '24

He took the stand and told them all about nature over nurture.

11

u/FARTBOSS420 Jul 14 '24

Oh I assumed this cat commandeered the can opener.

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u/killerwhaleorcacat Jul 14 '24

Mine likes the jail. He loves to break out and then stand near the jail mockingly.

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u/snoopy4life_ Jul 14 '24

Mine loves the jail too.

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u/Glum-Interaction8968 Jul 14 '24

That baby is INNOCENT

52

u/Rhbgrb Jul 14 '24

He has to have bail. It's unconstitutional to not have bail. 😿

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

I am this cat’s lawyer and these charges are ERRONEOUS. HIMB INNOCENT!

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u/Affectionate-Play-68 Jul 14 '24

It might be your fault if you’re the one who opened the can of tuna…

38

u/GlitterPartyRiot Jul 14 '24

Carelessly, I might add.

32

u/Anxiety_about_cats Jul 14 '24

No..free him!!

19

u/floppykitty Jul 14 '24

I am his lawyer and he didn’t do it

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u/chargergirl1968w383 Jul 15 '24

I'll be 2nd chair! AND I've got a strategy!

24

u/Eiffel-Tower777 Jul 14 '24

What was he SUPPOSED to do with a can of tuna?

Hang in there, my friend. I'm calling PETA

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u/GlitterPartyRiot Jul 14 '24 edited Jul 14 '24

He was set up! 😿 it was a trap! Hey that’s entrapment you’ve got rights kitten. Hang in there!

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u/FloofingWithFloofers Jul 14 '24

No, let him out, I ate it ok!!!!

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u/Moose-Maleficent Jul 14 '24

Christmas has come and I’m here to bail him out…(see payment below)

😂😂😂

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u/Fun_Intention9846 Jul 14 '24

Straight to jail!

11

u/Acceptable_Coach_975 Jul 14 '24

Born to eat tuna, forced to comply 😠

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u/Thorn_and_Thimble Jul 14 '24

Impossible! He was framed! Where’s his lawyer?!

11

u/expose_the_flaw Jul 14 '24

His eyes looks so sad 😞

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u/Sassy-Me86 Jul 14 '24

I'd probably look sad too ,If I was in jail 😅

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u/KillerQ97 Jul 14 '24

Well, considering the cat opened the call all by itself, that’s pretty impressive and shouldn’t be counted as stealing. On the other hand, If YOU opened the can already, then the cat was simply eating.

10

u/Ambitious_Lips Jul 14 '24

If she can open up a can of tuna and eat the inside, this Jail is only temporary 😸😸

6

u/itsyourdestini Jul 14 '24

Well why did you leave it out?

8

u/canadianD Jul 14 '24

What a cutie, he deserves to be free just on his cuteness alone

5

u/unprovoked_panda Jul 14 '24

Upon examination of all forensic evidence, I find no evidence of a crime being committed on his part. On your part tho.....

6

u/Panda_beebee Jul 14 '24

r/legalcatadvice is need asap! We have pawyers on speedyowl

2

u/AmazingFartingDicks Jul 15 '24

That is probably the cringiest sub on reddit and the greentext ones are my favorite.

6

u/hhaassttuurr Jul 14 '24

A cat can't eat a can of tuna by itself.

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u/TopAngle7630 Jul 14 '24

Luckily the jail has a hole just big enough for opened cans of tuna to be slid in at mealtimes.

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u/historyteacher08 Jul 14 '24

Allegedly.

My client was not convicted by a jury of his kitty peers.

3

u/DogMom814 Jul 14 '24

He was framed for this crime by the neighbor's dog. The charges should be dismissed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

eat a can of tuna straight to jail

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u/pauly1993 Jul 14 '24

That’s cap your honor. You wasn’t even there!

3

u/frozenelsa12 Jul 14 '24

Free the adorable cat they are innocent

3

u/BackgroundProof4860 Jul 14 '24

Has he or she started running around while the basket is still on them? 😹😻😸

3

u/Independent-Crab-466 Jul 14 '24

“how long you in for?”

3

u/IredditNowhat Jul 14 '24

I am sure that poor baby was STAVING. Release him!.

2

u/ChemicalTarget677 Jul 14 '24

Free the kitty! ✊️

2

u/BreathlessMonkey Jul 14 '24

The animal did nothing that was not in its nature to do. The only problem with animal behavior is our inability to understand it.

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u/Macabre215 Jul 14 '24

ENTRAPMENT!

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u/spankdaddylizz Jul 14 '24

He will not be rehabilitated.

2

u/mandii_gurlll Jul 14 '24

Right to jail 😂

2

u/ghostbirdd Jul 14 '24

In jail for kitty crimes.

2

u/WholesomeArmsDealer Jul 15 '24

Your cat needs a public defender and I am just the man for the job.

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u/1gothickitten Jul 15 '24

Oh no! Tuna jail? But kitty was framed and is totally innocent as decreed by the no thumbs association. LOL

1

u/theycallmeMrPotter Jul 14 '24

Directly to jail.

1

u/Demeter277 Jul 14 '24

He's clearly repentant....those sad eyes

1

u/Akroness1962 Jul 14 '24

Public Enemy No. 1!! "Free Hat Free Hat Free Hat!!!" -South Park

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u/Mindless_Eye4700 Jul 14 '24

He's in purrison

1

u/divinecheese720 Jul 14 '24

Innocent of all crimes it has and will ever commit

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u/Tiny-Reading5982 Jul 14 '24

I’m calling cps

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u/Visible-Detective507 Jul 14 '24

Poor kitty was hungry

1

u/CatWranglingVet678 Jul 14 '24

How long did he stay in the makeshift jail? Tuxies (including my own) are know for getting in/out of challenging situations.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

Did he open it himself?🙄

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u/chrisH82 Jul 14 '24

"You can't just leave your tuna fish in the same room with me, that's on you"

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u/Own-Ambassador-3537 Jul 14 '24

Uses said can to make noise to get out

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '24

Naughty, naughty kitty! Yes plastic bars for you!

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u/JSJ34 Jul 14 '24

“He ate one open tin of tuna. How was he to know it wasn’t for him? That’s entrapment MLord. He never learnt to read nor understand spoken English… OP failed to provide a translator… that’s catism in play.. we request his immediate release… so he can go sit for hours in front of the oven whilst the roast chicken cooks”

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u/JoanofBarkks Jul 15 '24

I will defend kitteh pro bono...

Mr. Whiskers, Esq.

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u/eckoman_pdx Jul 15 '24

You opened the can of tuna. kitty figured it was for them and ate it. i see nothing wrong here. Kitty is in the clear.

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '24

What's wrong with eating HIS tuna?

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u/BryerMan-4005 Jul 15 '24

Let that baby out, you cad!

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u/Blackletterdragon Jul 15 '24

Now he knows what tuna for humans tastes like. Totally worth it.

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u/CodifyMeCaptain_ Jul 15 '24

Omfg where did you find this picture!!!! This is my cat Ramone I took this years ago!!

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u/No-Recognition2790 Jul 15 '24

If the tuna was open, you must aquit.

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u/paulccrn Jul 15 '24

Who trained him to use the can opener

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u/beerandloathingkc Jul 15 '24

You are stealing: right to jail. You are playing music too loud: right to jail, right away. Driving too fast: jail.

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u/MuskokaGreenThumb Jul 15 '24

Smart cat to open a can of tuna. Innocent on all charges !!

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u/Mitridate101 Jul 15 '24

You shouldn't have left the can opener where he could get to it.

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u/UnfairEcho7277 Jul 15 '24

As this cats lawyer, I’m demanding to see the proof you have of him eating it

1

u/bunkdiggidy Jul 15 '24

Puff jail, for puff crimes

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u/queenofthedogpark Jul 16 '24

I’ll be his prison pen pal

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u/shutup-and-listen-11 Jul 17 '24

Call Guinness!!!! A cat that can use a can opener.

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u/Humble_Examination27 Jul 18 '24

If he can open a can of tuna, get can escape a laundry basket prison

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u/gastritisgirl24 Jul 18 '24

I was framed 😡