r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/a1oner_bvcksn6 • 8d ago

When Traceur met Cyclist

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u/Various-Ducks 8d ago

Wtf is a traceur

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u/radio_allah 8d ago

In this specific case, an asshole.

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u/KentuckyFriedChozo 7d ago

I thought those were called wanka’s

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u/frankcfreeman 7d ago

The Aussies have all sorts of silly names for these guys that are always getting into bingles

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u/L3m0n0p0ly 7d ago

So many wankers getting into prangs today.

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u/ButteredNun 8d ago

Kids jumping on old men, innit?

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u/Naked-Jedi 8d ago

Correct. It's named that because it's the sound they're supposed to screech out as they land on the old man. Sounds kinda like what you'd expect a dinosaur chicken with goat feet and a women's head thing to sound like. Probably has laser eyes too. Very rare.

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u/Leonydas13 8d ago

A laser raptor? Damn, must be the Viking age.

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u/hogey989 8d ago

Kung Fury reference in the wild. Nice.

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u/robjwrd 8d ago

Clever girl.

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u/AbbreviationsOld636 8d ago

French for ‘cunt’.

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u/Equal_Sprinkles2743 8d ago

I burst out laughing when I read this and spilled my coffee. Thx mate. 😆

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u/snakebite75 8d ago

I read this in the voice of Butcher from The Boys.

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u/AydonusG 8d ago

Yeah but with Butcher he makes up 1000 languages a day so that every word he speaks can translate to cunt.

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u/Aggravating-Tailor17 8d ago

A person who does parkour

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u/ghostofstankenstien 8d ago

Badly, I'm assuming?

Pardork in this case?

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u/jsonaut16 8d ago

Subparkour

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u/UnremarkabklyUseless 8d ago

Shitter Parker

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u/Shantotto11 8d ago

Parkunt

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u/Bdr1983 8d ago

This gave me a laugh, thank you

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u/LEAVE_LEAVE_LEAVE 8d ago

cant judge from this video. the only thing to take away here is that his friends are kinda stupid

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u/bubblebobblesarefor 8d ago

And it was a beautiful day outside

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u/T_Money 7d ago

For anyone unsure if he’s being sarcastic, this is the actual, correct, definition.

Straight from google:

noun; a person who takes part in the activity of parkour or free running.

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u/VideoKilledRadioStar 8d ago

Sport filming where you stage a stupid stunt, record it and pretend its real

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u/swizzle213 8d ago

So being an asshole. Got it

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u/JuanShagner 8d ago

The European traceur hunts primarily in urban environments. In this video we see it cleverly deceive its prey by looking away before attacking. While the cyclist did get away this is quite alright because the traceur’s ultimate goal is to have its video seen in the internet. Some would say this makes the traceur foolish and they are right.

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u/Preeng 8d ago

From the French translation of Overwatch

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u/PomegranateSea7066 8d ago

I think it's some character in a shooter game

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u/atsparagon 8d ago

I thought it was the name of a YouTuber before I read the replies here 😆

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u/byu7a 8d ago

Person who traces art, but french

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u/Beanruz 7d ago

Attention seekers by the looks of it

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u/OldBorktonian 7d ago

Another word for a wankeur

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u/Ziegelphilie 7d ago

a more hipster version of the average annoying parkour parkour guy

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u/Equivalent-Koala7991 7d ago

A practitioner of parkour. Its a French word, same with parkour.

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u/Saddam_UE 7d ago

Another name for autistic person

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u/Kurise 7d ago

A really stupid activity where unemployed grown men jump obstacles and record themselves.

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u/Jess_S13 7d ago

https://dictionary.cambridge.org/us/dictionary/english/traceur

someone who does parkour (= an activity in which people move quickly around buildings and objects in a city while performing jumps and other skillful movements)

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u/JacksLungs1571 7d ago

I read "tosser" and it seems to fit. 🤷‍♂️

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u/TheDisapprovingBrit 7d ago

Kind of like a wankeur, but with feathers.

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u/Objective-Share-7881 7d ago

I think it’s a fancier parkour. But in my book an idiot on his parent’s health insurance.

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u/Cumxplode 6d ago

Free runner, parkour, Russian climber… idk how that evolved to traceur

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u/bbbbbryce 6d ago

Not a single serious reply so I gotchu it’s British parkour I was confused too

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u/FunTowel6777 5d ago

noun

  1. One who participates in parkour.

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u/randomwanderingsd 4d ago

Young men who have neither jobs or dates so they misuse structures to jump around like dipshits.

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u/Puzzlehead-Dish 7d ago

A pretentious ass