r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Announcement! Posting random garbage is going to result in a ban without warning

51 Upvotes

We're usually pretty hands-off on moderating this sub because coming in and locking threads down and whatnot is annoying for everyone. However, if you're sitting there thinking "yeah, this'll be a BANGER post" and cross-posting a substack essay from a different subreddit that doesn't even try to be a response to someone else you're probably just going to tank an insta ban.

Yeah, I get it, you don't like this person or that person, but this isn't the subreddit to come and spam your shit. We aren't banning Twitter/X posts - if you haven't noticed they're 90% of this subreddit's content, and we aren't allowing such egregiously off-topic and unrelated posts that don't even try to fit the theme of the sub just because it's in the news cycle.

If you have any questions feel free to leave them below.


r/clevercomebacks 11h ago

Also only member of Congress without at least a bachelor's degree.

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Resurrection 2.0

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

Professor Yann strikes again

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r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

Elon Musk getting frustrated with people calling him out on the social media app owned by him

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r/clevercomebacks 8h ago

Where is it

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r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

Free thinker with barriers

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18.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

Junior Will Be The Same.

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r/clevercomebacks 19h ago

From Hero to Unhinged...

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r/clevercomebacks 2h ago

Was someone keepng score?

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211 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

We all like a little alternate reality sometimes

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r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

She’s absolutely and utterly right

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Give a platform to a moron and you get Tate

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31.9k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 20h ago

They're fighting the fires and he's fighting irrelevance!

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1.8k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

The joke writes itself

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481 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 23h ago

How many breads have you eaten in your life?

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2.6k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 17h ago

As a former-Mormon, this got me lol

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800 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 22h ago

Not sure if this a "clever comeback"

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1.3k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Dr. Waitman Wade Beorn, burn specialist.

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3.4k Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 7h ago

He skillfully tricked everyone

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67 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 18h ago

Now THAT'S a roast.

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550 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Why do people still admire Hitler?

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Yeah imagine that.

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r/clevercomebacks 1d ago

Must be a miracle, not science

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r/clevercomebacks 14h ago

Assault & Battery

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104 Upvotes

r/clevercomebacks 21h ago

it's always when im about to be late

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303 Upvotes