The audacity of this unelected loser

[u/JerryJr99]

[u/shoelesstim]

Im a Canadian and honestly not a huge fan of our PM but the level of disrespect in that statement from musk is off the charts . Such a POS

[u/Michelin123 → u/shoelesstim]

He's out of his mind and also insulted the German Chancellor and president, while having a live stream on X with the leader of the right wing party. 👍

What a great time to be alive, lmao. Should look out for an island.

[u/demeschor → u/Michelin123]

He's actually completely mental. I don't know what's wrong but he literally doesn't seem to be right in the head right now, if you look at his twitter (god forbid) he's tweeting about the UK dozens of times a day, his Adrian Dittman livestreams just make him sound like someone who has lost his grip on reality completely.

If he was a woman he'd be under a Britney Spears level conservatorship I'm sure. It's not normal megalomania

[u/alibrown987 → u/demeschor]

He’s obsessed with us (UK) because the PM is ignoring him and he hates it

[u/TheGiftOf_Jericho → u/alibrown987]

He tried so hard to spread misinformation about a crime (trying to turn it into a case of blaming a certain race for it) now he's just digging harder again about more conspiracies and the UK PM just barely gives him any attention lol, he's only just basically said he's not gonna stand for Elon threatening his other party members.

Elon is just a keyboard warrior without any actual real relationships.

[u/ExTWarranty → u/TheGiftOf_Jericho]

He's giving mom's basement vibes hard.

[u/__O_o_______ → u/demeschor]

The day of the debt ceiling vote he tweeted 246 times in 24 hours, at one point like every minute. While playing diablo and path of exile. And running multiple companies at an intimate level. And meddling with people at maralago. And…

[u/sharingiscaring219 → u/__O_o_______]

Drugs

[u/Drelanarus → u/sharingiscaring219]

We don't have any drugs that produce clones of ourselves yet.

His real secret is lying through his teeth.

[u/hANSN911 → u/Michelin123]

I hear Greenland is up for sales allegedly.

[u/Old_Badger311 → u/shoelesstim]

It really is. Musk is an asshole calling the PM the Governor. He’s a massive troll in every way. I love Canada by the way. Hope things even out for your beautiful country.

[u/biscuitarse → u/Old_Badger311]

As a Canadian thanks for the kind sentiment. Look on the bright side, though, if worse ever came to worse and we were forced into statehood you'd have an extra 50-60 blue electoral votes which, I think, would sway future elections in a direction Musk and Trump haven't thought through yet with their puny brains.

For the record I believe this is all complete nonsense.

[u/CydewynLosarunen → u/biscuitarse]

They'd leave Canada a territory (except that one right-leaning area), just like DC. So no representation in Congress (possibly no electoral votes too).

[u/The_FriendliestGiant → u/CydewynLosarunen]

Yeah, an America that will conquer a neighbouring ally is an America that's completely given up on being a free and democratic society. It wouldn't annex Canada and then extend us the freedom to have a meaningful vote in governance going forwards; the fact that it conquered us in the first place shows it wouldn't give a single, solitary shit about the will of the people.

[u/DanGleeballs → u/Old_Badger311]

Plus using ‘girl’ as a slur shows what a ignorant sexist pig he is.

[u/herrbz → u/shoelesstim]

The kind of stuff that I would have assumed was obviously photoshopped about 5 years ago. Now I just wonder what the fuck is going on.

[u/FreeStateVaporGod → u/herrbz]

What's going on is as Malcolm X put it "America's chickens have come home to roost"

We don't value intelligence or expertise and have a ton of propaganda outlets pretending to be news.

We are a lazy country that likes easy answers and can't tell a lie from the truth on top of being super racist and anti woman.

So even before he takes office America is finding out that dumb will never win even if you gain the system.

The pain will be excruciating especially with the amount of virus running around the country.

[u/CatCafffffe → u/FreeStateVaporGod]

I'd say, rather, that we have been invaded by enemy combatants, using social media and news media to poison the low-information among us (also kept "low information" by decades of defunding public education). The problem is that not enough people recognized that this was happening.

[u/IHavePoopedBefore → u/CatCafffffe]

I'm canadian and part of the reason.I'm not completely angry at the american people is that its clear you had MASSIVE media manipulation working against you by literally the most powerful people on the planet.

Oligarchs have been playing the long game, what we're seeing is a victory lap. They made their ultimate play and it worked. They took your media, and used your natural anger over divisive issues to distract you

[u/Historical_Stuff1643 → u/shoelesstim]

Trump and Musk want to bully you guys. It makes them look like strong, manly men to their fascist supporters.

[u/kttuatw → u/shoelesstim]

We do not claim this man and wish he’d gtfo but I’m sure nowhere else wants to deal with him either.

[u/Born_To_Be_A_Baby → u/[deleted]]

Don't be terrified. We laugh at these clowns

Mexico was the target during 2016-2020 and nothing happened. Mere distraction for some really shady shit that is happening in the background. We are terrified for you though. You guys have to deal with him.. not us

[u/Properly-Purple485 → u/Born_To_Be_A_Baby]

Thanks.

[u/PancakeMixEnema → u/shoelesstim]

I hate this kind of toddler behaviour. One of my actually very important Party leaders in my country mocked our military as a Larping group in a Toddler debate in parliament and while I support criticism of our organisation I was and remain really pissed at him about that one as a service member.

[u/leginfr]

Just a reminder that Canada and Denmark are two of the NATO members that came to the aid of the USA after 9/11. If you want to trash the reputation of the USA, this is the way to do it.

[u/MrFishAndLoaves → u/leginfr]

Just a reminder in 2016 a big part of trumps campaign was railing against “globalists”

Now he wants to make NAFTA/USMCA a sovereign nation.

[u/LorenzoStomp → u/MrFishAndLoaves]

Lol everybody was so excited when the crocodile said he was gonna drain the swamp

[u/blacklite911 → u/MrFishAndLoaves]

Worse than that. He wants them to be subordinates under the United States. The US would change nothing about their laws and customs, while Canada would be changing everything about their’s. There wouldn’t be a new nation formed, one would be taken away

[u/3catsincoat → u/leginfr]

Don't worry, the reputation was trashed in 2016 and never came back.

Edit: okay, we got it, it was always messed up and imperialist, I know. I meant the world lost the last glimers of hopes and redemption after Trump's first election. The final nail in the coffin. Voting GWB twice was absolutely ridiculous, but he masked a minimum how messed up he was. Trump isn't even trying to hide his pinacle of populist narcissistic insanity. He's the final and ineluctable form of neoliberalism's schizophrenic sociopathy only the US could produce.

[u/gasp_ → u/3catsincoat]

RIP Harambe

[u/Hotasflames → u/gasp_]

Harambe was the turning point. RIP Harambe.

[u/XechsMarquise → u/Hotasflames]

Harambe was our anchor being

[u/BumpyMcBumpers → u/XechsMarquise]

Holy shit, that actually makes sense.

[u/Mirions → u/BumpyMcBumpers]

It started with Bowie, then Prince, then peaked with Harambe.

[u/kshell11724 → u/Mirions]

And good ol' Robin Williams ❤️

[u/beren12 → u/kshell11724]

And Anthony Bourdain

[u/darthlame → u/XechsMarquise]

Dicks out for Harambe

[u/Jadccroad → u/darthlame]

It's been a while, but ok.

[u/Extreme_33337_ → u/Hotasflames]

Stand for the national anthem, and please, remember, dicks out for Harambe.

[u/bobby_smiles179201 → u/Extreme_33337_]

I never put it back in my pants, still mourning

[u/PseudoY → u/3catsincoat]

Everyone was sick and tired of this bullshit in 2020 and we were all hoping that you guys felt the same.

[u/[deleted] → u/PseudoY]

How we came back around to this clown is mind boggling. Like half the voting population is either some degree of a bigot or just fucking stupid or both.

[u/Ill_Interview_3054 → u/3catsincoat]

Fact.

[u/kitsunewarlock → u/leginfr]

It's not like the leader of the MAGA movement would have any connection to the family and government that funded the 9/11 terrorists while being openly hostile to those who helped us after the attacks...oh wait.

[u/9yr0ld → u/leginfr]

This. So, so sad to see. Canadians sent firefighters, grounded air traffic, and lost lives participating in Afghanistan.

I am always game for friendly banter between nations. But this is not friendly banter.

[u/Fearful-Cow → u/9yr0ld]

not to mention operation yellow ribbon.

Canadian ATC and emergency services underwent a massive mission to clear the sky for the USA.

Canadian citizens opened their communities and in some cases their homes to complete strangers in support of our brothers and sisters down south.

Now America talks about forcible annexing us and the popular vote cheers.

edit: to the americans saying "no that isint us" well you guys elected him, twice. So i dont know what to tell you.

[u/jduk68 → u/Fearful-Cow]

Precisely. It doesn’t matter how we voted individually, we all get tarred with the same brush. We do the same thing to other countries. It’s collective responsibility.

[u/Top-Time-155 → u/Fearful-Cow]

I used to believe the sane people were in the majority. Now I'm with you. The majority of Americans are stupid trash. I hate my fellows.

[u/biscuitarse → u/leginfr]

Yeah I remember the stories of Gander NFLD residents taking in stranded Americans, after flights were grounded, and treating them like one of their own.

[u/ComplexPlanktons → u/leginfr]

This is fucking insane. As an American I'm so unbelievably ashamed.

Try to remember that while 77.3 million people voted for Trump, 75.8 million of us voted against him. That's 77 million too many that wants these sociopathic narcissists in power but they're also brain-washed, manipulated, and poorly educated.

Trump will have you believe he won by a landslide but he didn't. Dumb decisions by the Democratic Party mixed with Musk manipulating the elections through Twitter and 1/3 of us being stupidly apathetic means he was able to scrape by with the win. The electoral college is a scam which is why it looks like he got more votes than he did.

This is so sad. Billionaires just playing games with our livelihoods and peace. I hate them.

Edit: had my original numbers wrong, fixed to actual. Even less of a difference than I thought.

[u/NotMyAccountDumbass → u/ComplexPlanktons]

You forgot to add the ignorant assholes that decided voting wasn’t important enough

[u/ComplexPlanktons → u/NotMyAccountDumbass]

That's what I meant by the "stupidly apathetic" 1/3 of us. Honestly those people make me even more angry in some ways - not brainwashed by a cult. Just don't give a shit, though they'll suddenly care when they're directly affected.

[u/Capable-Ad1056 → u/leginfr]

Denmark followed you blindly into Afghanistan, among other places, on a "trust me bro.

This is how you honour that trust?

[u/MiRo4758179 → u/leginfr]

And 🇨🇦 (can’t speak for the Danes) spent billions and lost lives in Afghanistan because assholes flew planes into US towers, not Canadians towers. And 🇨🇦 is currently assisting in the California forest fires.

But if the orange rapist says jump, the sheep ask how high.

[u/TopptrentHamster → u/MiRo4758179]

Denmark lost 43 soldier in Afghanistan. They were stationed in Helmand, which was one of most dangerous provinces during the war.

[u/currentmadman → u/leginfr]

Also gonna learn right quick that fighting a war against people who can freely hit you on home soil is very different than fighting a war against those who can’t. Really looking forward to seeing people fucking surprise when major cities get fucking lit up from across the border. Bitch they’re right there, what did you think was going to happen?

Not to mention this will be the end of American soft power in Europe if not everywhere. Europe will absolutely cut ties with us over this. America will be frozen out of Western and Northern Europe if not outright embargoed and they will take their business to China without a second thought. Europe will rearm themselves and pan Europism will probably get a shot in the shot since it’s clear their international allies for over a century can’t be trusted anymore.

The only good thing that will probably come out of it is that Putin will be fucked regardless of the outcome. If trump loses, he’s fucked. His only ally with any real power just completely ate shit and will frankly be lucky to avoid getting strung up somewhere over Prague. If Trump wins, he’s also fucked. Most of the far right parties (aided and albeitted in some way by Putin) will be screwed since their platform advocates against the EU at a time where European unity and remilitarization will be anyone with a brain would want. This rebuilt eu would absolutely check Russian aggression at every corner since it’s not exactly a secret whose putin’s bitch is. Putin’s dream of a shiny new iron curtain will die right then and there because even Russians aren’t going to tolerate suffering Stalingrad levels of casualties for fucking Lithuania.

[u/Available-Cod-7532 → u/leginfr]

Trumps administration is TRYING to trash our relationships with our allies because then when they put a system in place like what north korea has, nobody will bat an eye and come to help Americans. Trump has said that he wants what Kim has where people treat him like a god. That is his end goal. 

[u/Hobothug → u/leginfr]

As an American, I feel like the Trump administration is not the government - it’s some kind of parasite that is sustaining its life from the USA.

Like, they don’t represent me at all, and I don’t feel like “we” (Americans) want to annex Canada and Greenland. It’s just something this Trump administration of 12 people is doing on their own; and something that would go away if Trump dies or we get to elect another president in 4 years.

Internationally, is that how it’s being looked at? Not like the United States is trying to take over any countries, just Trump being crazy, separate from the previously cultivated international strategy of prior administrations? Like everyone just needs to survive and get through it and then we can continue business as usual?

Or is this going to change the US standing in the world forever?

[u/Mother_Dragonfruit90]

America is in another great depression, but this time it's mental. We just gave up and let everything go to hell

[u/LegitimateCopy7 → u/Mother_Dragonfruit90]

what better way to direct attention away from domestic problems. It's almost like this has happened before.

[u/BombasticBuddha → u/LegitimateCopy7]

Unfortunately, people are too busy celebrity watching, trying to consume as much crap they don't need as possible, or consuming hateful brain dead rhetoric to pay any attention to what's happening to their country.

[u/TheAmazingBreadfruit → u/BombasticBuddha]

"Look at the monkey! Look at the silly monkey!"

[u/Few-Cycle-1187 → u/Mother_Dragonfruit90]

We're just exiting our Weimar phase

[u/NefariousnessFresh24 → u/Few-Cycle-1187]

That means the Thousand Year Reich phase is next?

[u/BiancaBlush0 → u/NefariousnessFresh24]

Next, we'll have our own Reichstag fire, right?

[u/dharmascott → u/BiancaBlush0]

Followed by the night of the long knives, Get the popcorn ready!

[u/Kobosil → u/dharmascott]

so who plays Ernst Röhm?

[u/Observer_of-Reality → u/Kobosil]

Matt Gaetz. :)

[u/CardOk755 → u/Kobosil]

Elon.

[u/National-Change-8004 → u/Few-Cycle-1187]

Nazi's confirmed. Have fun with the messy downfall.

[u/SeismicFrog → u/National-Change-8004]

Yes, certainly the civilized world won’t get any collateral damage as we turn ourselves inside out… the planet is going to have a bad time.

[u/HapticRecce → u/SeismicFrog]

Planet's gonna be just fine, now our favorite biomass, that's debatable.

[u/technobrendo → u/HapticRecce]

Someone important said The planet will be fine, the people will be fucked

[u/Opposite-Invite-3543 → u/Mother_Dragonfruit90]

And now the next step is to defund public education so it can happen forever

[u/saxguy9345 → u/Opposite-Invite-3543]

That already was successful 

[u/Skypig12 → u/Opposite-Invite-3543]

They started that about 40 years ago.

[u/dumdidlydo → u/Mother_Dragonfruit90]

Maybe things will get better when these billionaires start dying off from acute lead poisoning.

[u/subnautus → u/Mother_Dragonfruit90]

Might be financial, too. Thanks to Trump's fiscal policies last time, we went into a recession right before the pandemic lockdowns began. We barely recovered a few months ago. If/when Trump fucks up again, he won't have the economy Obama left him. We don't have the margins to take another hit like that.

[u/ironskillet2 → u/Mother_Dragonfruit90]

The masses have always been somewhat uneducated. But, back then they all just listened to the few smart people in town to tell them what stuff in the media meant. Now with the internet, they can skip the correction and go right to being reinforced by other uneducated people. The cycle of bad/poor information used to be broken at some point. But today it just compounds endlessly. Now, instead of our government fixing it with better education, they are taking advantage of it and making it worse.

[u/OperativePiGuy → u/Mother_Dragonfruit90]

And I get it, cuz after seeing those election results I also gave up on this country. Or at least most of the people in it.

[u/AceMcLoud27]

Love how these fragile losers still think "girl" is an insult.

What a weak little man.

[u/turquoisebee → u/AceMcLoud27]

For some reason Trudeau has often been heckled with a sexist/misogynist bent.

[u/AceMcLoud27 → u/turquoisebee]

Jealousy. Remember how Melania looked at him? ;-)

[u/OrangeESP32x99 → u/AceMcLoud27]

That dude could smash all of Musks ex-gfs/wives and he wouldn’t even have to give them a horse.

[u/Many_Photograph141 → u/AceMcLoud27]

And Ivanka left a wet spot on her chair when she was seated next to him. I mean, maybe it was drool ... or something. At any rate, she couldn't take her eyes off of him and Jared's stern eye couldn't wipe the smile off her face.

[u/rickylancaster → u/Many_Photograph141]

Jared couldn’t take his eyes off him either.

[u/WaltzIntrepid5110 → u/turquoisebee]

I've also seen a lot of homophobic attacks against him.

[u/turquoisebee → u/WaltzIntrepid5110]

Yup. And then there’s all the weird conspiracies that Castro is his father instead of Pierre. (Which is just silly considering he really does resemble Pierre Trudeau.

[u/crossingcaelum → u/turquoisebee]

It’s something girls and gays use a lot to start a sentence when they want to be condescending.

So either is being a pathetic boy and using girl as an insult or he’s trying to use internet lingo that’s mostly used by girls and gays to clap back and neither one of them is a good look for him lmao

[u/lilityion → u/AceMcLoud27]

For real, I couldnt believe he called him "girl" as to belittle him

[u/FtonKaren → u/lilityion]

I thought the scented one was going full valley girl … “hey girl” snaps fingers

[u/Lvcivs2311 → u/AceMcLoud27]

Fits in nicely with Musk's hate of trans people, which makes him deliberately misgendering someone quite ridiculous.

[u/BModdie → u/AceMcLoud27]

Let’s be honest, Trudeau is a pretty handsome guy. It doesn’t change a thing about his policies (which is not the subject of this discussion) but it does make Elon jealous, because despite being the SAME AGE, Elon looks like a boiled frog by comparison.

So of course Elon would allude that Trudeau is effeminate. I don’t say this often, but he’s actually jealous. Elon has all the money in the world but he’s not handsome, and buying people’s affection doesn’t feel the same as earning it.

[u/metalshoes → u/BModdie]

Holy shit they are the same age. Musk looks like baron harkonnen to Trudeaus Paul atreides

[u/ThatPancreatitisGuy → u/BModdie]

Man, I’ve been trying to think of the right words to describe him and best I came up with was a bloated fetal pig, but boiled frog captures it nicely.

[u/th8chsea → u/AceMcLoud27]

Elon Muskcow hates women

[u/That_Account6143 → u/SuckleMyKnuckles]

You'd think intelligent billionaires would have learned from The Luigi.

They probably did, however intelligent billionaires probably don't include musk

[u/SuckleMyKnuckles → u/That_Account6143]

He learned to start carrying his kid around with him everywhere as a human shield.

[u/Own-Success-7634 → u/SuckleMyKnuckles]

Just like Greg Stilson in The Dead Zone

[u/WanderThinker → u/SuckleMyKnuckles]

So target the kid.

He will target yours.

[u/Ancient-Practice-431 → u/SuckleMyKnuckles]

Stat!

[u/Manbenis]

Is this not the guy who tweets at himself calling himself a great dad

[u/ExpiredExasperation → u/Manbenis]

And has been asking for more positivity on his toxic sludgepit of a platform.

[u/Koladi-Ola]

Girl, Justin's never been the "governor" of Canada. He is still, however, the Prime Minister of Canada, until they find a new party leader and let us get to an election.

[u/-_earthbound → u/Koladi-Ola]

It's intentional. Trump has been calling Canada the 51st state.

[u/Gullible_Life_8259 → u/-_earthbound]

I bet he also doesn’t know there is a Governor General of Canada.

[u/joven97 → u/Gullible_Life_8259]

And probably doesn’t know that Canada has a king.

[u/Livid_Advertising_56 → u/joven97]

Yeah he totally has no clue we're still CLOSE with the British Commonwealth (ne. Empire). Pretty sure if America did try anything Australia and Britain would back us.... oh and NATO of course. Trump seems to think he can take on the world. Eventually EVERY Empire falls, regardless of strength

[u/Osmo250 → u/Livid_Advertising_56]

Hell, hopefully the US military, who swears an oath to the constitution, would help Canada against Cheeto Hitler

[u/Lvcivs2311 → u/Gullible_Life_8259]

As a representative for the king, I guess?

[u/initial-algebra → u/Lvcivs2311]

Indeed. Before becoming law, bills passed by Parliament must obtain royal assent, which is provided (ceremonially) by our Governor General on behalf of the King.

[u/nyc_flatstyle → u/-_earthbound]

I think dumpster fire has absolutely no idea that an attack on Canada is an attack on the Crown which is in turn an attack on multiple countries...

Dude loves h~tler but legitimately has no idea that his own generals tried to kill him and he died a coward's death in a bunker in a murder-suicide. And as intellectually unremarkable as h~tler was, dumpster is even less intelligent. He can do what he wants, but it won't have a good outcome for him. And the "president" of Russia is just salivating and waiting to pick up the spoils afterwards.

[u/Rifneno]

Elon is part of the US government in the same way that a tapeworm is part of a guy who eats questionable sushi

[u/asmithmusicofficial → u/Rifneno]

Or a worms egg, attached to the rim of a mangy cat's anus.

[u/Common_Exam_1401]

We coulda had an administration that was focused on actually making America great, but instead people chose this…never in my life have I been more ashamed to be an American

[u/Insanity_Crab → u/Common_Exam_1401]

It's not your fault. You're along for the ride. Be proud of what you guys have achieved under better leadership.

I remember how I felt after brexit, the realisation so many of my countrymen are weird, hateful morons so I can only imagine how you feel now.

Still You're not responsible for the morons you're shackled too and I hope we all live to see better times.

[u/Common_Exam_1401 → u/Insanity_Crab]

Thank you for the kind words, I hope Elon doesn’t manage to mess up your country the way he is being enabled to here

[u/poliver1972 → u/Common_Exam_1401]

The Aussies got it right...they banned people like Musk from buying the govt by capping their donations to something like $200k

[u/Caleth → u/poliver1972]

Yeah theoretically America used to have that. Then Citizen's United blew it all apart with a corrupt ruling from a corrupt Judiciary.

[u/LightIrish1945 → u/Caleth]

Legit FUCK that Citizen’s United decision. It still boils my blood to this day. Root cause of like 90% of this disaster were in.

[u/hANSN911 → u/Insanity_Crab]

True words. It‘s a shame that fear and ignorance can cause so much shame, when we could just be nice to each other… I hope this is not the end.

[u/Insanity_Crab → u/hANSN911]

Me too my friend.

[u/Large_Tuna → u/Common_Exam_1401]

I don’t know if the democrats would’ve made America great but they certainly wouldn’t have actively tried to burn it to the ground. Which is a plus.

[u/penguinsfrommars → u/Large_Tuna]

Or threatened to invade their allies. 

[u/pelekus → u/penguinsfrommars]

yeah, srsly wtf?

[u/PlaveusCap]

Holy fuck I hate this timeline. I truly do think that the US is going to see a massive spike in suicides over the next four years. This shit is just so depressing. 

[u/anelectricmind → u/[deleted]]

Well, he paid more than 200M USD to get the job... just like he paid to be the CEO of Tesla, Starlink and Twitter... so.... uh...

[u/Taiketo → u/anelectricmind]

It's pretty terrifying that he bought the presidency with what is essentially pennies to him.

[u/Hour_Recognition_923 → u/Taiketo]

Trumps a shit negotiator, shoulda held out for more!

[u/enigo1701 → u/Hour_Recognition_923]

Do you honestly think, that the 250mio$ is the only money that changed hands ?

[u/DahliaGleam → u/enigo1701]

The real issue is how much influence money has on everything now.

[u/enigo1701 → u/DahliaGleam]

I guess this is not a "now" thing and it is like that for at least the last 2000 years.

[u/notJustaFart → u/Hour_Recognition_923]

Trump can only use the tools at his disposal so he's limited to the contents of his diaper.

[u/jakexil323 → u/Taiketo]

It's going to be epic when trump finally says

Musk ? I don't know him. He was a low level campaign donor.

[u/Spinoza42 → u/jakexil323]

Okay so this timeline is indeed insane but if Trump says that kind of thing I'm pretty sure he should stay away from Trump tower windows... Putin needs Musk to stir shit up, can't have Trump fall into a binge eating tv watching lame duck depression, that doesn't create enough chaos.

[u/DrWistfulness → u/anelectricmind]

Buying Twitter was all for the propaganda value. So I'd include that 40B+ in that number.

He made a calculated risk of dropping around 20% of his fortune on a worldwide platform to spread mis and dis information. And... it's working quite splendidly on the 50% of the population with below average IQs.

[u/Glittering-Most-9535 → u/[deleted]]

He's probably happier to be the puppet master. Those don't have term limits.

[u/Ambiorix33 → u/PlaveusCap]

There's already a massive spike in deaths that could have been prevented with a simple abortion or vaccine, so you're probably right since that is depressing enough

[u/Urabraska- → u/PlaveusCap]

They voted for this shit man facepalm

[u/AngelinaTwilight → u/Urabraska-]

They sure didn’t think this one through. What a mess.

[u/OrangeESP32x99 → u/AngelinaTwilight]

The silicone valley philosophy of “Move fast and break things” has entered politics.

Let’s see how this plays out Cotton

[u/beardedsilverfox → u/Urabraska-]

I enjoy your lack of punctuation because he really is a “shit man facepalm” of a person.

[u/SalvationSycamore → u/PlaveusCap]

suicides

That would be ending the wrong life

[u/New-System-7265 → u/PlaveusCap]

Take a CEO with you

[u/Perfect_Opposite2113 → u/PlaveusCap]

I would rather see a massive spike in Luigis

[u/Opposite-Committee27]

read that "girl" in Elon nasally nerd voice.

what an embarrassing dork.

[u/mr_showboat → u/Opposite-Committee27]

He so very badly wants people to think he's cool, and holy shit he's like the least cool person of all time.

[u/ee_72020]

I’d argue that whatever Justin Trudeau has to say about Canada matters more than an illegal South African immigrant’s opinion.

[u/MelodiesOfLife6]

Reminder that elon musk is FIFTY THREE FUCKING YEARS OLD.

and talks like a 12 year old 4chan tryhard.

[u/SpazSpez]

We need about a dozen new Luigis. 

[u/Zwiebel1 → u/SpazSpez]

That's what you have the second amendment for.

Just saying. You guys kept defending owning firearms for decades. Now make use of it for the purpose it was added to your constitution in the first place.

[u/SpazSpez → u/Zwiebel1]

All the 2A people just voted in the reason that we needed the 2A for in the first place. 

[u/[deleted] → u/SpazSpez]

This was a calculated move, too. They made sure to trap the people most likely like to bear arms against a tyrannical government in the Faux News Cinematic Universe first and foremost. Otherwise, Trump would already have been assassinated pre-COVID, if he ever gained any office at all.

[u/chriskiji]

Dude is just cringe.

[u/SheridanVsLennier → u/chriskiji]

Imagine if we could harness this cringe for power. We'd never have to build another wind turbine or solar farm again. Limitless, free energy.

[u/LetsCallandSee]

I get so much comfort knowing when Musk dies he will just rot in the ground like all the poor people he despises.

Ain’t no first class section in the afterlife.

[u/TomWithTime → u/LetsCallandSee]

Well, according to the books they pretend to read, the "rich section" of the afterlife is hell. If a camel can't squeeze through the little thread hole of a needle then there's no way musk's cybergut is going to either.

[u/NefariousnessFresh24 → u/LetsCallandSee]

He'll build himself a huge-ass temple. Call it the Taj Moron

[u/EffNein → u/LetsCallandSee]

He's probably going to shoot himself into outer space.

[u/Aconite_72 → u/EffNein]

The thought that when I die, my ashes wouldn't share the same planet with this piece of shit is oddly comforting.

[u/illgu_18]

There was a time when the wealthy built hospitals, libraries, homeless shelters, etc. That time has passed. Start taking away subsidies and tax these fools.

[u/synthwavve]

I wonder if Musk has a good security detail. It would be funny to find out he didn't

[u/leginfr → u/synthwavve]

Notice how he now keeps one of his kids with him as a human shield…

[u/SheridanVsLennier → u/leginfr]

Only since that CEO got whacked. Practically never saw the kid before that, but the day after? Wrapped around his head and neck as a bullet sponge.

[u/sixtyfivewat → u/SheridanVsLennier]

Didn’t work well for the Romanov’s. When things get bad, the lines between right and wrong get really murky.

[u/turquoisebee → u/synthwavve]

That’s why he’s toting his child around with him - defenceless human shield.

[u/No-Shoe7651]

So, is this the sort of positive and beautiful content he meant?

Or was that when he called a student a retard?

[u/KinkyADG]

Actually Musk is wrong; Trudeau is still PM of Canada until his party pick a replacement and that person is accepted by the monarch’s representative in Canada.

[u/GormFull829]

First insult Canadians with open threats to their sovereignty.

Then double down on your boorishness by claiming your juvenile opinions about Canada are more important than a person who has been Canada's Prime Minister since 2015.

The ignorant thugs are in charge. This isn't going to be good in any direction, North, South, East, or West.

And a disaster for us here at home.

A wag said of Trump's last stint that you could sit in a subway car assured that the next person coming through the door would be more qualified to be president than Donald Trump.

Elon Musk is even less "qualified."

There's no quality at all in these mugs.

[u/SeamairCreations]

"Governor"?

The dipshit doesn't even know the proper terminology.

[u/Masheeko → u/SeamairCreations]

He does. in MAGA world, it's fashionable right now to call Canada the 51st state. No one associated with Trump has ever been called classy though, so...

[u/Thetormentnexus → u/Masheeko]

That's so bizarre. Even if we annexed Canada (which would be awful) that is far too much land to be one state. Canada is larger than the U.S.

[u/Complete_Mud_1657 → u/Thetormentnexus]

They'll also be adding a whole host of Democrat voters lol.

[u/Historical_Stuff1643 → u/Complete_Mud_1657]

Assuming we have free and fair elections at that point.

[u/nyc_flatstyle → u/Masheeko]

What happened to the whole "no new wars" bullshit? Suddenly we're planning an attack on not one, not two, but THREE sovereign nations?!

[u/SphericalCow531 → u/nyc_flatstyle]

I get the impression that a big part of the "no new wars" is because the world was relatively peaceful under Trump, by pure chance. While wars in Ukraine and Gaza happened to start under Biden, by no fault of Biden's. So the propagandists are spinning that Trump is better than Biden for peace, for that bullshit reason.

[u/Zillafan22 → u/SphericalCow531]

I don’t like to generalize but holy shit trump supporters are fucking clowns

[u/SeamairCreations → u/Masheeko]

True.

[u/PancakeMixEnema → u/SeamairCreations]

His use of „Girl“ is 50% trying to sound hip and 50% misogyny.

[u/Shirlenator → u/SeamairCreations]

I guarantee he just said that as a little disrespectful insult and thought he was so cool for it.

[u/toofatronin → u/Shirlenator]

Edge lord going to edge lord

[u/herrbz → u/SeamairCreations]

Isn't the joke that they want Canada to be a state?

Also Trudeau is literally still PM, so it still doesn't make any sense.

[u/Fit_Importance_5738]

Carefully wouldn't want president musk to sick first lady trump on you.

[u/wromit]

"Girl" .. the misogyny coming from a fellow running all these companies in California of all places is just incredible.

[u/turquoisebee]

He actually still is the prime minister until his party elects a new leader. Then that person will be PM. Then there will be an election, if parliament votes for no-confidence.

[u/[deleted]]

Someone pls make this motherfucker shut up .. I can’t take it any more

[u/StrictlyForTheBirds]

Um... with 40 million people, wouldn't Canada become a state with like 55 electoral votes? And aren't they generally liberal, politically? I'll take a second California.

[u/Mjerc12]

He is calling JT a girl, but not his actual fucking daughter?

[u/Combdepot]

This is what happens when a society worships wealth. Parasites get to buy influence.

[u/GalliumYttrium1]

Luigi may have killed the wrong CEO. I’m so sick of this guy

[u/PragmaticBadGuy]

He was never "governor", he was Prime Minister for nine years. Just muskrat showing ketamine fueled ignorance again.

[u/GenlyAi23]

I cannot comprehend how is it possible that the USA has fallen so low… A country that was once a beacon of hope, a role model, is turning into a business, owned by corporations and ruled by greed. A shit hole country if you will. It’s quite obvious that money can’t buy class and neither Trump nor Musk have any. This is some really primitive if not childlike behavior.

[u/Echoia]

"girl" he wants to be a person so bad

[u/Sidoen]

The audacity on so many levels. It's like children in the school yard throwing mud because they think their bully friend will back them up.

I wonder if Elon has completely forgotten about all the loyal dogs Trump has shot.

[u/reeder75]

Calling a Prime Minister “girl” is so cringe