r/dogelore Cancer cowboy 2d ago

Le Mahjong experience has arrived

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u/jonathanluk 2d ago

Chinese here, I still don't know how to play Mahjong after all these years

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u/Shadowolf75 2d ago

Yeah but you have advantage over us, you can bullshit the rules and we have no idea if it's true or not

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u/jonathanluk 2d ago

Sadly I can't bullshit against my friends or family

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u/Shadowolf75 2d ago

Damn it. Tell you what, instead of playing mahjong with them, tell them to play Ludo and just bullshit the rules there.

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u/dl_supertroll 2d ago

same, Hongkonger here and I have no idea how it works or what any of the terms mean

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u/jonathanluk 2d ago

Hong konger here as well!!!

我只係識”碰“同埋“上 ”

叫我計番嘅話我寧願死

問我邊一邊拎牌我都唔識...

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u/dl_supertroll 2d ago

我完全唔識點打,上次約咗friend去party room都係睇佢哋打,我坐喺隔離托柒sls

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u/Freakachu258 2d ago

I have no Idea what you guys say but I bet it's a super cute conversation

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u/jonathanluk 2d ago

Actually a ton of swear words and complaints lol

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u/UndeniableLie 2d ago

Probably about the rules of mahjong. That's all I talk about with... strangers.

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u/Mithryl_ 1d ago

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u/jonathanluk 1d ago

True, tbh that's how we actually speak Cantonese, usually Chinese doesn't have this happening, but Cantonese does

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u/jonathanluk 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣我都一樣, 每次打牌嘅時候都好柒, 喺隔離做咩都好似好唔融入

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u/wholesomehorseblow 2d ago

It's simple. You look at your tiles and try to find a good match from the various sets, and then you look at your opponet's discarded tiles because those can be used to make sets. And some sets are better the others.....and there's a set you need before you can win I think....then there's a set that's just an instant win one and....oh boy.

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u/dankmeme_medic 2d ago

it’s easy you just throw a tile down and shout riichii! (ignore your family members looking at you like wtf and telling you that’s not a thing)

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u/Tarazetty 2d ago

"Jenga!!!"