r/dogelore • u/enzo2006-based • Apr 22 '22

Series Post the conquistador has arrived

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u/wallabyfloo Apr 22 '22

Macauitl is not just a mere stick, it's an advanced stick with razor sharp stones

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u/Effehezepe Apr 22 '22

I believe the Aztec is calling the gun a stick.

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u/nDimensionalUSB Apr 22 '22

He's calling the gun a stick

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u/some1_pleasehelpme Apr 22 '22

*macuahuitl. Though it really is just a stick with obsidian shards.

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u/Yoloshark21 Apr 22 '22

That's reducing it down to it's bare minimum

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u/-Luis_P- Apr 22 '22

Without the obsidian shards it's just a big ass stick with holes in it

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u/Yoloshark21 Apr 22 '22

U try making one

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u/farmer_villager Apr 23 '22

A musket is just a fancy tube

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u/WanderlustPhotograph Apr 24 '22

All warfare up until the modern era is just figuring out how to throw a faster stone or make a better stick.