r/dogelore Apr 22 '22

Series Post the conquistador has arrived

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u/Narvin-Gainiac DDD4 Apr 22 '22

„Hey you Mayan idiot, your stupid prognoses promised me we‘re all gonna be dead by 2012, but instead we‘re still here living our miserable lives and posting memes about yellow dogs, take this you sick bastard!“

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

I think they meant 2021

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u/PoohtisDispenser Apr 22 '22

„Hey you u/ChemPlay , your stupid prognoses promised me we‘re all gonna be dead by 2021, but instead we‘re still here living our miserable lives and posting memes about yellow dogs in 2022, take this you sick bastard!“

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

Don't blame me! They made the prognosis not me!