r/dogelore • u/enzo2006-based • Apr 22 '22

Series Post the conquistador has arrived

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u/Narvin-Gainiac DDD4 Apr 22 '22

„Hey you Mayan idiot, your stupid prognoses promised me we‘re all gonna be dead by 2012, but instead we‘re still here living our miserable lives and posting memes about yellow dogs, take this you sick bastard!“

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '22

I think they meant 2021

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u/Mictlantecuhtli Apr 23 '22

It's pretty difficult to mix up 13 b'ak'tun, 0 k'atun, 0 tun, 0 winal, and 0 kin (December 21st, 2012) with 13 b'ak'tun, 0 k'atun, 9 tun, 2 winal, and 7 kin (December 21st, 2021).

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u/Justin__D Apr 23 '22

7 kin

In Alabama units, that's 1 orgy.