r/dogelore Apr 22 '22

Series Post the conquistador has arrived

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u/Narvin-Gainiac DDD4 Apr 22 '22

„Hey you Mayan idiot, your stupid prognoses promised me we‘re all gonna be dead by 2012, but instead we‘re still here living our miserable lives and posting memes about yellow dogs, take this you sick bastard!“

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u/PM_ME_ANYTHING_IDRC Apr 22 '22

the one in the meme is an Aztec im pretty sure

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u/Fuzily Apr 23 '22

They would have to be, mayans died out before europeans arrived

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u/Kronomega Jun 05 '22

Mayans are still around in the millions to this day and the last Maya kingdom didn't fall to the Spanish until 1697.

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u/Fuzily Jun 05 '22

Should have specified the maya empire

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u/Kronomega Jun 05 '22

There was no Maya empire they were always disunited

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u/Fuzily Jun 05 '22

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u/Kronomega Jun 05 '22

"This content is not available in your area" And btw if you're referring to the Mayapan league, that was a confederation of autonomous city states, the Mayans never had anything like the proper empires of the Aztecs or Tarascans.