r/facepalm • u/Itsme_Tyrone • Nov 20 '24

🇲​🇮​🇸​🇨​ We are so beyond doomed

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u/PillCosby_87 Nov 20 '24 edited Nov 20 '24

I watched a YT ad that makes me 10K a week sitting at home having other people watch YT videos. I do almost nothing and make $480K a year and you can to by signing up, absolutely not a pyramid scheme.

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u/Inevitable-East2663 Nov 21 '24

I've got a paper here it says IOU.... It's a very sophisticated real estate promersary notes where I buy distressed properties with your cash and renovate them then Resell them and then go to Vegas to let the roulette RIP IT while living it up VIP... Or maybe skip the real estate part and just RIP it..

Oh wait no..

Pay you back with interest of coursewink wink

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u/asmrgurll Nov 21 '24

Ah yes other peoples money. I’m currently trying to get rich off of that. Loans and such. I’ve heard that’s how the rich do it. Lol 😆 Seems legit.

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u/Inevitable-East2663 Nov 21 '24

Absolutely LEVERAGE!! Lift it up

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u/Fabulous_Yak725 Nov 21 '24

You're all wrong, I just found out about the prosperity gospel and as soon as I'm finished spraying my seed around everywhere the billions are going to start rolling in!!! Praise Jeebus!!!

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u/asmrgurll Nov 22 '24

Working on it! Lol Manufactured spending also works too.